OK, I got about 30 seconds in. Just take these stars and get away from me.
Your knowledge of anime is entry level at BEST
I kind of want to stage a presentation like this one for Youtube's benefit. All I need is a classroom to film it in, an ugly tshirt, and two pounds of hair on my face.
The speech will be called "Five greatest animes of all time," and the list will consist of The Legend of Korra, Teen Titans, Aladdin, My Little Pony, and Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. I will go on to explain that all of these series are vastly superior to American cartoons like Dragon Ball Z and Power Rangers. Then I'll expand on the point by spotlighting the beloved manga character, Garfield.
At the end, there will be a standing ovation and the guy playing the teacher will walk up and hand me First Prize in Learning.
We put this on Youtube, then we sit back and enjoy the beautiful comments.
Sure, he likes dirty anime, but the real sadness here is that he thinks anyone else cares.
You know, in spite of lurking around the POE network since about 1998, I've managed to go all this time without actually learning what "ecchi" means.
And looking at the preview image and video length here, I think I'll just remain vague on the topic.
Same. I assume it just means porn, right? Not googling it.
I assumed it meant pedo-rape with scat and zoophilia. That's what I've come to expect from American anime enthusiasts.
I thought ecci referred to soft core manga that was exclusively male/male.
I thought it meant the cartoons where someone hacks off a crying little girls limbs and fucks their dismembered torso, but they have a different word for that.
And that word sounds like the name of the four-armed guy from Mortal Kombat.
I was going to one star this under the assumption that this was at an anime/pederast convention, but "assignment... for Public Speaking in college" shoots it up to five.
Intro to Public Speaking should be a tag.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
For those that teach at either the high school or (community) college level, would something like this, whether it's on anime or MLP, be an automatic A or F? Does it depend on what kind of mood you're in at the time?
This is his way of letting us know what anime is in his inventory at home. A very long, drawn out way of letting us know.
"For my presentation I'll wear only my finest pre-wadded-up-and-left-on-the-couch-for-a-couple-of-days T-shirt. It should really help accentuate my soft, marshmallow-y torso."
Since guys like him will never ever reproduce, the world can rest safe.
THA SUGAH RAIN
They don't reproduce in the normal human way. They're more like a fungus or a virus that possess otherwise innocent people.
|Xenagama Warrior Princess |
This week people in my Political Science class had to give powerpoint presentations on their charged topic of choice.
A woman in class did an anti-abortion piece (which today I am still kicking myself for not filming secretly with my cellphone) that was so horrendous it would qualify as an abortion itself. She walked in with the trashiest halter top I had ever seen, looking like the Goodwill version of a streetwalker. Her presentation consisted of 'errrs' and 'uhhhs' devoid of any nervousness, like her brain was stuck in neutral for the whole duration of the presentation. She used no facts to back up her statistical claims and would trail off when pointed with a logical question. The slideshow consisted nothing more than baby pictures and political cartoons of crosses and fetuses. She then continued to ramble on for SEVEN FUCKING MINUTES about her nephew and how she saved him from abortion by talking her aunt out of the decision. The icing on that cake was a picture of her 4 year old nephew in a trash infested home with her cooing over the picture. The ending included four slides of family photos that had nothing to do with the topic whatsoever. I was so close to breaking my vow of civility in the class by laughing out loud.
This? This comes close to it.
This guy should try moving his face when he talks instead of just letting the words spill out of the hole in his head that the food goes in.
Three seconds in.
He's incorrectly pronouncing the words.
He's mumbling awfully; it's really hard to understand him.
Okay, why is Mahoromatic such a good sh-
wait, I'm done watching this. Here are my stars.
I once attended a for profit animation school where
almost everyone there was there because they loved anime. A few were self diagnosed aspergers cases & about half
of them couldn't actually draw to save their lives. I once sat through a presentation by a man in his twenties about how awesome Invader Zim is.
I onced walked into a lab to see a 300 lb guy sitting unblinking, 2 inches away from a computer screen playing Family Guy, studying it like it was porn. A teacher in an advanced class once made everyone sit through The Day After Tomorrow so we could study the FX. I guess what I'm saying is that I wasted alot of time and money & this reminded me of that. 5 for evil & making me cry.
|Eroticus E |
Because of this video, I googled "ecchi." Boy am I glad I made room in my brain for that bit of knowledge.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Did not watch clip.
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