SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-08-12
The royally dumb thing is this is all over the libertard blogs.
Funny how their apocalyptic "oh, no, a right-wing randian jesus-freak isn't in the White House" prophecies never come true, yet they keep repeating them and believing them every four to eight years. They still have all of their guns, their church wasn't turned into a branch of the IRS, the UN/Illuminati/Muslims/whoever haven't been put in charge and instituted martial law, etc.
I guess they're just desperate for something to happen to justify all of their purchases they've made over the years.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-08-12 Is that where the idiots writing the Assasins Creed games got it from?
It's gotten to the point where just about everyone is a freaking Templar. The only ones who aren't are you and maybe the Native Americans in the third game, though it wouldn't surprise me if a chief or two had some overwrought secret passage in the back of their tepee full of gear-driven Aztec (because we're all about historical accuracy) doors and traps.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2012-08-13 I'll be the guy who puts his brain in a robot and cloisters himself in a research facility crawling with scientific nightmares.
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Koda Maja - 2012-08-12
Thank God the bible was there to warn us about the evil microchips we'll all be forced to have implanted.
I'll be sure to get my state-mandated RFID in my LEFT hand to avoid eternal damnation.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-08-12 God is such a dick. Sure, toss in predictions about microchips, but how about a method of obtaining cheap, clean energy? A warning not to buy bell-bottom pants? He's such an ass...
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Riskbreaker - 2012-08-12
I've been getting spammed with these videos lately. I said the chip is bs, and i was told i'm "crazy"
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-08-12 It's kind of like how in the poorly-spelled description, we're warned that people have been made stupid enough to believe anything the government tells them.
Good thing these people have the brains to believe just about anything they read on the internet or hear via the voices in their heads.
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Hailey2006 - 2012-08-12
http://www.snopes.com/politics/medical/microchip.asp
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Riskbreaker - 2012-08-12 You would be surprised how many are 100% sure this is real, then again, i remember people buying ameros in a rush when that thing was suppose to come out....like 2 years ago.
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candyheadrobot - 2012-08-12
lol @ exaltedtruth.com
Why not just name it princess divinity's truth lair? It has the exact amount of credibility.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2012-08-13 Princess Divinity is an honest, virtuous girl who would never have anything to do with this villainy!
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Vaidency - 2012-08-12
"It says right here in this book of Bronze Age superstition that anyone who gets an RFID microchip implant is actually being tricked into an act of worship."
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