I did a report like this for shop class, about Sir Edmund Tupper, claiming that he invented tupperware. I think i was asked to apologize to the principal, but i was moving to holland so i told him to GET FUCKED< am i right bros?

Our 90th president, Hayes also invented the greeting "Hey!"

I believe the part about Taft's underwear.

Rutherford B. Hayes was not a cannibal. He was a connoisseur of humans. Thank you.

It's all true.