Hooker NMA is the best researching news outlet on the planet right now.
Redford I like how at the end they kinda ran out of things to insinuate Reddit would do and instead just had everyone fight with lightsabers.
NERD ALERT
Caminante Nocturno Somewhere beyond the sea
Somewhere waiting for me
My lover stands on golden sands
And watches the ships that go sailing
BHWW Reddit Island turns out to be a total disaster because everyone starves after too many people waste time arguing over who would get to start the wiki instead of maintaining food sources.
dead_cat I doubt it would even get that far. The money needed to buy an island large enough to be self-sufficient for a community of people is beyond their means, I'm sure of it. These guys will end up buying a trash island that has good reasons for not being inhabited, if they buy any island at all.
deadpan Further confirms my theory that Reddit is just SomethingAwful on a five-year lag.
dead_cat Hey, it's not everyday that Internet People go and exile themselves for you.
dead_cat If I wanted to tour someplace that smelled like ass, and had no enforceable laws or sewer facilities, I'm sure I could find someplace a helluva lot closer than an island in the -- where is it now? The Caribbean? The Keys?
If this plan ever gets off the ground, the US is going to end up flying a bunch of malnourished, diseased people out of there within 3 years. Or maybe they'll show up on one of those charity commercials as the 3rd-world hellhole the token minor celebrity gingerly walks through while begging for cash.
Jet Bin Fever It's like Lord of the Flies but replacing children with manchildren.
Syd Midnight Except this time, the fat wheezing nerds will be ones laying down the laws.