I'm gonna go do some push-ups.

Biberooni

Jump to 7:24 for pure horror

I like how the reflection in the window makes it look like he's wearing a tiny, sparkly crown.

He can't digest raw onions but he can digest sewage.

That heart attack is right around the corner.

We've reached the point where people are proud of treating their bodies like dumpsters.

I like the new direction that Andy Warhol's works are taking.

I was surprised to find that this was only around 2500 cals. Also, livestrong lists Colt45 and McRibs as complementary foods: http://www.livestrong.com/thedailyplate/nutrition-calories/food/co lt-45/45-malt-liquor/. The guy is just doing what you're meant to.

Somewhere inside him is a skinny guy who just doesn't give a fuck anymore.

At first, I thought it was just a fat guy eating a big ol lunch. Y'know-cuz he's really hungry. Then I realized he was doing it deliberately as a challenge. That's really gross.

Imagine the smell at 8:06

Finished like a champ.

I can imagine that somewhere in his colon is a giant mummified meat brick plotting to escape one day. With bites like that I can accurately guess that he doesn't shit in a week.

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com %2Fwatch%3Fv%3DTOOhBeewUOE&start1=130&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yout ube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DjXpTNZH1biI&start2=0&authorName=God+Bless+Am erica

I just realized I'm a terrible racist. I read the title without looking at the thumbnail and immediately assumed this video would have black people in it.

I watched the whole video, full screen with speakers turned up, to atone for it.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go for a jog.

THE BURP!

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT