Charon Jesus wept. I just busted the fuck up at work and totally blew my cover. That's all I watched of the video and it earned five stars right there.
deadpan I like how the reflection in the window makes it look like he's wearing a tiny, sparkly crown.
deadpan Also is there a term for when someone becomes so fat that their arms cease being fully functional limbs and can only be described as appendages?
THA SUGAH RAIN He wears an actual crown in his BK Family Bundle challenge.
HarrietTubmanPI He can't digest raw onions but he can digest sewage.
Riskbreaker That heart attack is right around the corner.
Xenocide We've reached the point where people are proud of treating their bodies like dumpsters.
Macho Nacho I like the new direction that Andy Warhol's works are taking.
ToucheTurtle I was surprised to find that this was only around 2500 cals. Also, livestrong lists Colt45 and McRibs as complementary foods: http://www.livestrong.com/thedailyplate/nutrition-calories/food/co lt-45/45-malt-liquor/. The guy is just doing what you're meant to.
SolRo the only things in the mcrib that are digestible for calories are the bun and sauce.
Squeamish Somewhere inside him is a skinny guy who just doesn't give a fuck anymore.
TimidAres At least he's got lots of room to move around in there, might install a deck next summer.
TeenerTot At first, I thought it was just a fat guy eating a big ol lunch. Y'know-cuz he's really hungry. Then I realized he was doing it deliberately as a challenge. That's really gross.
Xenagama Warrior Princess I can imagine that somewhere in his colon is a giant mummified meat brick plotting to escape one day. With bites like that I can accurately guess that he doesn't shit in a week.
dairyqueenlatifah I just realized I'm a terrible racist. I read the title without looking at the thumbnail and immediately assumed this video would have black people in it.
I watched the whole video, full screen with speakers turned up, to atone for it.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go for a jog.
Rodents of Unusual Size Nothing like a good obesity video before a trip to the treadmill, amirite?
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