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I hope those replicators could make penicillin.
There is nothing, NOTHING more quease-inducing than Riker in bouttofuck mode.
Except of course, for Geordi in the same mode.
This show was really rapetastic beyond what I remember.
"You weren't like that before the beard!"
So stolid.
Riker was a ladies' man as imagined by someone who has never seen a ladies' man.
for real. A trombone?
The cool kids in marching band played brass instruments. FACT.
That would make him a romance novel lead.
I don't need your fantasy women. Geordi, however...
At least 3 of those women and 1 of those Rikers was holographic. Looking back, I think Riker was a big part of my decision to grow a beard in high school. didn't work out so well for me, though.
Commander, What are your intentions with my daughter?
"One or both?" LIKE A BOSS
"It's gonna be a little spirit gummy when I first kiss you." Why DO klingons have super gross upper rows of teeth, but the bottoms are fine? The first two seasons of this show were like a bukkakke party.
For about 15 years my mother kept a picture of Riker on the refrigerator. She didn't even like the show that much.
"I could arrange for you to see it if you'd like. It's microscopic."