He met with silver ponytails and plodded?

GASP!!! Was he about to reveal that Obama is a brony?

When I die I'm gonna roast marshmellows on his soul.

ANDREW BREITBART WAS TRIPPED!

I'd hate for people to judge me based on videos of me in college.

all the bacon double cheeseburgers couldn't possible have contributed

http://alcoholism.about.com/od/coke/a/effects.htm

"Repeated cocaine use can cause the following health consequences:

Irregular heart beat.
Heart attack.
Chest pain.
Respiratory failure.
Stroke."


Just say no to snow, kids.

For the hate-gasm the lady is having at 0:20.

Jesus, he looks way older then 43. I guess unceasing, pant-shitting rage will take a few decades off your life.

I'm sure the booze and coke didn't help either.

I wish I could write his body a thank you letter for quitting on him early.