"& my name is Dwayne, & my name is Dwayne HARPADARPDARP"
Christ. I'll bet his mommy always did say God had gifted him.
He sure does seem to insist on a narrow gate! ;)
If the Bible is some sort of moral litmus test, what sort of moron would think looking past all the horrible things in the Bible, accepting that evil and blaming Jesus for everything that they did wrong is the right answer?