|Old_Zircon - 2012-08-18 |
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-08-18 |
Here's episode two, where they get a pig and meet an etiquette expert.
|Jim Quin - 2012-08-18 |
Purely for the "Sontarans" tag.
|TimidAres - 2012-08-18 |
My parents were watching this the other night, and I told them that I refused to believe it was real, and asked him why a REAL family would go to such great lengths to humiliate themselves on national tv. I wondered if these people truly knew what they were doing to themselves.
Then I remembered that this is on TLC, the network that makes a living on people degrading themselves in front of millions.
I guess people feel ok just as long as theyget to watch someone worse than them.
Welp, this is mostly scripted garbage anyway, so I guess it doesnt matter.
I'm surprised so many people, on this sit eof all places, think there is any reality TV that ISN'T either scripted or deceptively edited to the point that it might as well have been scripted. Usually both.
I'm surprised that so many people on this site don't realize that everyone is joking when they say it's scripted and kidding around when they say it isn't.
Kidding around on the internet? Impossible.
FAKE! Proof is in the pixels.
What doesn't ring true about them? Do people really not know that there are people like this? Who do you think competes in all those child beauty pageants? Fun fact: I have a transgender female friend that competed in these when she was assigned male. She didn't want to, but her mother forced her. I don't think these people are even close to the actual level of behind the scenes crazy at child beauty pageants.
I spent two years of my life with the lesbian version of that mom.
It's not so much that any of it rings false as that it's a completely shallow depiction of only their most exploitable attributes.
|Meatsack Jones - 2012-08-18 |
A million stars for the Sontaran tag!
|Rosebeekee - 2012-08-18 |
Only a 1 in 300 chance of getting Flesh Eating disease? I like those odds.
It would be the only time the necrotizing fasciitis actually died of exhaustion, yes.
Hey, come over here and repeatedly put your face in this tub of lukewarm water in which we've soaked a bunch of raw, unwashed discarded meat! Make sure to get it in all your face-holes!
|Bisekrankas - 2012-08-18 |
It's gaw'n go good
|boner - 2012-08-18 |
I like how when you get fat enough, you require subtitles.
Just what I was thinking.
|dek863 - 2012-08-18 |
So many moments. One of my favorites is when the fat mom judges all the other fat people.
|Hailey2006 - 2012-08-18 |
She reminds me of Darla Dimple from Cats Don't Dance!
|Bort - 2012-08-18 |
- 13:07 and Mike's silent prayer that he doesn't have to contribute to the conversation.
- General Sherman, for doing his level best to keep this from happening.
- "Sontarans," of course.
|Dread Pirate Roberts - 2012-08-18 |
I absolutely refuse to watch this family. I grew up in the deep south, and know damn well there are more than enough of these kind of people in the world.
|Robin Kestrel - 2012-08-18 |
"8/17/12 - Child Services was called out to check on Alana.
Her parents have been known to admit to giving her something called "Go Go Juice." It is a mixture of Red Bull and Mountain Dew. This is to help make her hyper to do well at her pageants."
|dead_cat - 2012-08-18 |
So which one's the diabetes-est?
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2012-08-18 |
John Waters has finally gone too far!
|kingarthur - 2012-08-19 |
I have to move out of the Deep South some day. Have to.
|Bort - 2012-08-19 |
The dad, of course, works seven days a week as the only respite from this bunch. Poor guy, he's always got this look on his face like he's ready for death. I watched all three episodes of this last night and had nightmares; he has to live the nightmare.
|dead_cat - 2012-08-19 |
MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF PAPER TOWELS
|Rudy - 2012-08-20 |
I can't watch this.
|heyitslozeau - 2012-08-22 |
"ANNA'S THE PREGNANTEST"
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-03-14 |
If I may quote myself, "Here comes Honey Boo Boo" is like a Faulkner novel in which every character is Benji.
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