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wow, ain't heard from Cadence Industries Corp. for awhile.
This web-slinging motherfucker addicted millions of kids to the artificial fruit flavor of fattening Hostess fruit pies, and now has the audacity to pull this obvious PR stunt claiming to be a promoter of organic produce?
Wealth and fame he's ignored,
Citrus fruit is his reward.
Hey there goes the Spider-Man!
Stars for you
I'm glad I'm not the only one for whom that line immediantely came to mind.
SPIDERMAN STEALS ORANGE
"Spiderman threatens to sear the eyes of old women and children alike with new citrus acid web squirters" - Jonah Jameson, the next day
Meanwhile, Aunt May's living on a fixed income and is about to lose the house.
How'd they get him an orange that fast?
I call fake on this one.
There was a diabetic man in the crowd trying to control his insulin with the orange.
But... oranges are full of Fructose. FRUCTOSE!!1!
I dunno man, 400 bucks would have bought a shitload of oranges.