Oathkeepers = soldiers who pretty much openly claim they're willing to give up on the oaths of service they took and make sure that a white guy is put in the White House.
"Owing more money than they'll earn in a lifetime." Hey, military guy. Question for you. You're worried about overspending NOW? You've been part of one of the biggest money sinks the nation has.
"Outrageous taxes." They're lower now than under Reagan, especially if you're already wealthy.
I am impressed that he ALMOST gets where the true threat to (presumably) his "wealth" is when he mentions bankers and the wealthy. But yeah, it's the gub'ment's fault.
"We wonder why they hate and distrust us." Says the skinhead in the skull mask.
"I am impressed that he ALMOST gets where the true threat..."
You're assuming that he didn't use "bankers" as a code word for "Jews".
Oathkeepers = white trash who joined the military so they could kill people, but spent their time stateside and/or got kicked out because they couldn't be trusted anywhere near combat, so now they have Murder Blueballs and spend their lives time praying that the US will collapse into anarchy so they can live out their Rambo fantasies and shoot a bunch of people.
Is this how proto-supervillans scout for mindless cannon fodder assistants?
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
I'm not entirely unsympathetic to what I read about the oathkeepers. They seem to oppose the patriot act and the national defense authorization act. They have taken an oath not to round up American citizens and put them in relocation acts. I support this.
But what fascinates me is the idea that a raging egomaniac who dresses up like a superhro and makes "patriotic" speeches with (with stirring musical accompaniment that he provides himself) couldn't possibly be a child molester, because he's such a patriot.. I read where a female freedom fighter on the internet judged him innocent on the basis of his "body language" in his videos. I don't think she was kidding, That would be a ridiculous statement, even about a man who wasn't dressed up as a superhero.
Anyway, in April, Mr. Ghost Rider was convicted of raping his seven year old daughter, who apparently is in on the conspiracy. Of course, the real villain is his bitch of an ex-wife. As one "patriot" observed, "looks like she needs to have a date with Mr. Twelve Gauge".
|Father Avalanche |
His rape mask is pretty terrifying.
|Oscar Wildcat |
Coming soon to your local theatre, federal building, or other popular spot for the masses to gather.
|Syd Midnight |
In keeping with the Law of Oxymoronic Youtube Handles, which says that anyone with "Truth", "Patriot", "Wisdom", or "Sexy" in their nick is gonna deliver pretty much the exact opposite.
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