The Mothership
dude, have you read The Fountainhead? it is really, really bad, man. He is not joking.

Jet Bin Fever
Oh yeah, I had to read that in school and I remember just absolutely hating it. Afterwards, I knew why Rush lyrics were so utterly terrible.

The Mothership
all the colors of the rainbow.

misterbuns
I love this thread.

lordyam
my guess- shot, chaser, and mouthwash (ie rumplemintz)

StanleyPain
Given that it's Hitchens, it's probably two glasses of water and a glass of Johnnie Walker.

Riskbreaker
Even more with Ayn Rand

fedex
studies have show intoxication and/or drunkenness actually helps

Billy the Poet
Hey, in my experience there's nothing so selfish and stupid as a drunk. Or an objectivist.