SteamPoweredKleenex  - 2012-08-28
I think I see what scared the hurricane away.
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-08-28
I just...what the fuck...holy god these people don't deserve the air they breathe. Just throw them out the airlock. WHY DON'T WE HAVE AN AIRLOCK??
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-08-28 And speaking of space, all the stars possible to your description. I want you as the narrator to my life, Xenocide. If I was rich, I would just set you up as National Narrator.
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Xenocide - 2012-08-28 I can't do the Batman Narrator Voice, though. I'll do my best to narrate with urgency as Romney slowly lowers Obama into a giant vat of molten candle wax, but I just don't have that sort of zing in my voice.
People say I sound like Rod Serling, actually. I'll stand just off camera, only coming into frame at the end of the election to wryly comment on the impending downfall of the country.
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poorwill - 2012-08-28
That description is v. good. Too bad supes had to ruin it by saying his fave pres is Reagan :(
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-08-28 Obviously this is conservative Bizarro Superman, who is "special" but still allowed to wear the cape.
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Change - 2012-08-28 Retweeted. Thanks, bro!
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-08-28 Which adds to the irony, given how he illegally immigrated from Krypton and all.
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CJH - 2012-08-28
:53 to :55 - two things happen. a passerby somehow makes me hate him in like a second flat, maybe new record? also a grown man in tights and rubber boots slowly realizes he's dealing with a crazy person.
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spikestoyiu - 2012-08-28 It's because he's the only black person in the video.
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Sudan no1 - 2012-08-28
Can the illuminati create a nuclear hurricane? Then we can get rid of Floridians AND have giant gators.
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joelkazoo - 2012-08-28
Had to shut it off at 1:14. Jackson used to be so cute and harmless, and her argument technique seems to be:
1. Make a ludicrous statement.
2. Have it countered with facts.
3. Just automatically nay-say the counterargument.
What the hell happened?
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Old_Zircon - 2012-08-28
Dennis Miller: [ chuckling ] Victoria, I cannot believe that you're outraged, with your image.
Victoria Jackson: What are you saying, Dennis?
[ breaks into song ]
"Just because of the way I look
Just because of what I wear.
Just because of how I act
And how I fix my hair.
You think you can label me
But don't you dare.
'Cause I am not a bimbo!
So I giggle when I talk
So I wiggle when I walk.
I got extra body fat
You gonna call me bimbo just for that?
Just because my voice is high
And my attitude is light
It doesn't mean that I'm not serious
I read Newsweek twice last night!
So why should I be
The brunt of your jokes, your mockery?
When I am not a bimbo!"
[ spoken ] I know how to work a Xerox machine, and it's really complicated. I know where the dipstick of my car is, you know when the engine is broken? I'm not stupid, I'm the opposite! Okay, I read my horoscope. But I don't always believe in it. I may be pruciferous. I may be vacuous. But I am not a bimbo. It has a negative connotation, or something.
"I am not a bimbo!"
[ jumps on desk, removes skirt and dances for Dennis' pleasure ]
I am not a bimbo!
So I dot my i's with hearts
And I sleep with a teddy bear.
It doesn't mean that I'm not smart
I know all about the ozone layer.
You see, I am not a bimbo!
You know that the Second Law of Thermodynamics says the world is in a state of entropy?
Dennis Miller: Really?
[ music close ]
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Jet Bin Fever - 2012-08-28
This is just like that video of the two baby twins making baby sounds at each other.
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