I think I see what scared the hurricane away.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I just...what the fuck...holy god these people don't deserve the air they breathe. Just throw them out the airlock. WHY DON'T WE HAVE AN AIRLOCK??
Rodents of Unusual Size
And speaking of space, all the stars possible to your description. I want you as the narrator to my life, Xenocide. If I was rich, I would just set you up as National Narrator.
I can't do the Batman Narrator Voice, though. I'll do my best to narrate with urgency as Romney slowly lowers Obama into a giant vat of molten candle wax, but I just don't have that sort of zing in my voice.
People say I sound like Rod Serling, actually. I'll stand just off camera, only coming into frame at the end of the election to wryly comment on the impending downfall of the country.
That description is v. good. Too bad supes had to ruin it by saying his fave pres is Reagan :(
Rodents of Unusual Size
Obviously this is conservative Bizarro Superman, who is "special" but still allowed to wear the cape.
Retweeted. Thanks, bro!
Which adds to the irony, given how he illegally immigrated from Krypton and all.
:53 to :55 - two things happen. a passerby somehow makes me hate him in like a second flat, maybe new record? also a grown man in tights and rubber boots slowly realizes he's dealing with a crazy person.
It's because he's the only black person in the video.
|Sudan no1 |
Can the illuminati create a nuclear hurricane? Then we can get rid of Floridians AND have giant gators.
Had to shut it off at 1:14. Jackson used to be so cute and harmless, and her argument technique seems to be:
1. Make a ludicrous statement.
2. Have it countered with facts.
3. Just automatically nay-say the counterargument.
What the hell happened?
Dennis Miller: [ chuckling ] Victoria, I cannot believe that you're outraged, with your image.
Victoria Jackson: What are you saying, Dennis?
[ breaks into song ]
"Just because of the way I look
Just because of what I wear.
Just because of how I act
And how I fix my hair.
You think you can label me
But don't you dare.
'Cause I am not a bimbo!
So I giggle when I talk
So I wiggle when I walk.
I got extra body fat
You gonna call me bimbo just for that?
Just because my voice is high
And my attitude is light
It doesn't mean that I'm not serious
I read Newsweek twice last night!
So why should I be
The brunt of your jokes, your mockery?
When I am not a bimbo!"
[ spoken ] I know how to work a Xerox machine, and it's really complicated. I know where the dipstick of my car is, you know when the engine is broken? I'm not stupid, I'm the opposite! Okay, I read my horoscope. But I don't always believe in it. I may be pruciferous. I may be vacuous. But I am not a bimbo. It has a negative connotation, or something.
"I am not a bimbo!"
[ jumps on desk, removes skirt and dances for Dennis' pleasure ]
I am not a bimbo!
So I dot my i's with hearts
And I sleep with a teddy bear.
It doesn't mean that I'm not smart
I know all about the ozone layer.
You see, I am not a bimbo!
You know that the Second Law of Thermodynamics says the world is in a state of entropy?
Dennis Miller: Really?
[ music close ]
|Jet Bin Fever |
This is just like that video of the two baby twins making baby sounds at each other.
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