|The Mothership |
Russian Jungle Book, 12:00 1, and now this. Is this a theme week? I hope so.
This is probably the worst movie I've ever seen all the way through. It doesn't have even one redeeming quality.
I have never seen Surf School, but I'll go ahead and say this is still worse. Unless Surf School also features Jamie Kennedy doing a disjointed song and dance number in green make-up, and then having cartoon sex in said make-up.
I made the mistake of skipping around in this video. Don't.
Sonofabitch, every single time you think this movie is the worst possible, it just gets worse. I've never felt the level of hatred it must have taken to make this movie.
This killed the franchise, so there's hope after all.
There was a cartoon, and maybe a video game, can't remember.
No Alan Cumming tag?
It's not the worst thing he's ever done. That was Ian McKellan. B'OH I GOT A MILLION OF 'EM TONIGHT!
|Koda Maja |
Stars for making me watch this, again.
I'm two minutes in and I'm tapping out. This is a painfully bad film.
This isn't HD. Bullshit.
Watched the whole movie. Drinks all around.
What the fuck did I just watch.
I've never heard of this movie. Is it supposed to be related to the movie "The Mask" with Jim Carrey? If so, how? And why are Stephen Wright and Alan Cummings in it? I don't even want to understand.
Long story short, this film went into the embryonic pre-production stages with the assumption that Jim Carrey and the original creator of the comic would participate. Then they both dropped out. Hence, this film vomited from out of the throat of development hell.
|Xenagama Warrior Princess |
Everything looks like a Honeycomb cereal commercial. That's the redeeming "quality" of this film...
|B. Weed |
Is the scene that was cut from this film for being too awful on poeTV?
|Louis Armstrong |
Thank god! My IPad won't play this. Five stars!
I had the same problem trying to show MANOS the Hands of Fate to my friends. It was like their DVD player went on strike.
The really sad part is that, if the first movie did not erase all the public knowledge of the original dark and gory Mask comic, this one did with a vengeance.
so which Mask face did you like better? Jim Carrey's big
grinning skull or Kennedy's Johnny-Cab-fucked-Mitt-Romney look?
I'm not watching this & I have no idea who Jaime Kennedy is, but he's automatically awful.
|Killer Joe |
I never saw this movie. The other day flipping though the channels, I saw some random scene with just adults yelling and children screaming and I think an adult got hit in the balls by a child. I knew it was this movie, just somehow.
There was no mystical mask stuff going on, it was just so shit that I had that feeling. I checked the info button on the remote, and was proved right.
I think I turned off the tv and went and did something productive.
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