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Should have kept it in the movie.

Beyond horror.

What the ever-loving fuck.

this implies the mask's super powers begin at conception. small wonder the unborn baby didn't kill the mom by breakdancing in her womb or something

They cut this scene for being too good.

Gross beyond words.

In the original comic, the guy who found the mask immedately went on a violent murder spree because he had all the powers of a tex avery cartoon character & could not be killed. It was pure self indulgent id fullfilment for a teenager like me. Literally the first thing he did was walk into his old elementary school & beat a teacher that had disciplined him as a child to death with a pipe or something in front of the whole class. His non-descretion in such things escalated until he had the entire police
force trying to stop him & the mob sent a taciturn, Jason Voorhees-like & equally unkillable enforcer named 'Walter' to take him down, whom the police end up trying to help in the end. I guess what I'm saying is, I'd really like to see that movie instead.

The last 6 seconds, holy shit.

So... this gets deleted, but seeing Jim Carey come slimily forth from a rubber rhino's back orifice in pet detective 2 doesn't. Oooooooooooooookay then.

Somebody actually wrote this.

Somebody sat down, had this thought in their head about Mask sperm and took their time out to type this into the script.

I think they should use this to teach kids about sex.

Slimer?!