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Category:Educational, None
Tags:ulillillia, mirrors, curio cabinets, catoptrophobia
Submitted:Chocolate Jesus
Date:09/07/12
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Chocolate Jesus - 2012-09-07
"If I know how to reset it, then why don't I? Easy: mom has mirrors upon mirrors blocking my access to it and this video shows you what I mean. Those same mirrors also makes mom mad because I can't helper and she's unwilling to rotate them so I can get there. I warned her 5 (if not more) times several years ago (before I even got DSL) to not get these access-blocking mirrors but she does anyway and worse yet, she wants more curio cabinets, of which have mirrors. This only means more misery for mom. I've already warned her 3 times to not get any more, but I have a feeling she will not heed my warnings.

PS: This video is intended as a kind of counterattack on mom, in a way. She's blocking my access to the router so I counter it by posting this video and she doesn't want the unfinished construction in film. If I even bring up the rotation thing, she gets mad over it. So I post a video showing unfinished construction as my counterattack."
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-09-07
"Warnings?" Like what?

"If you don't move those mirrors, I'm going to complain about it a second time, and then my count will be up to four warnings, which is just one less than five!"

For all his broken-ness, he's pretty easy to contain. One door-length mirror right outside of his room and she can go have an evening out without fear he'll get out of the house.

Rudy - 2012-09-10
I love that he writes like he talks: lots of rhetorical questions and declamatory answers.

memedumpster - 2012-09-07
I look forward to catoptrophobia week!
NancyDrewFan123 - 2012-09-07
It is honestly pretty sad that his mom won't get rid of the mirrors. His phobia about it seems pretty legit.
Chocolate Jesus - 2012-09-07
Oh, you

Why don't you read his exegesis on the subject:
http://www.ulillillia.us/aboutme/majorfears.shtml

FatFatuousNation - 2012-09-07
"There are few known workarounds. One of which involves the flat mirrors. I use a technique I call "angle bisection". This method works by getting to a position close to the mirror's path and looking what's in the mirror. I then find the object shown in the mirror, map its position and bisect the angle (split it in half). This gives the angle the mirror is facing. I then calculate the width of the mirror and add 10% of my distance from the nearest edge of the mirror to create the "hazard zone". This technique does not work, however, with those stubborn curved mirrors. The curved mirrors are the worst. I take longer to find the object in the mirror, sometimes even twice as long, as it does for me to map the position, bisect the angle, and create the "hazard zone" from all those calculations."

bluiker - 2012-09-08
"Since mid-2003, when I first tried the classic Sonic games, I've been extremely involved with drowning Tails, the two-tailed fox. I'd toss the fox in the blue water, wait 30 seconds (more if it surfaces) for it to drown and get the new fox in which I'll put that one in the blue water and repeat."

Gmork - 2012-09-07
Ullillillia in a Saw sequel.
boner - 2012-09-07
Saddest thing.
CJH - 2012-09-07
You may laugh or feel pity, but in the future when shadowy government forces bring about an Orwellian dystopia of constant video surveillance, there will be one man their cameras never caught, one man who never received a proper scanning, one man who they didn't calculate on.
Gmork - 2012-09-08
STARRING JON HEDER

chumbucket - 2012-09-07
what a shit hole
Callamon - 2012-09-07
Thanks for reminding me how broken he acutally is.
Maru - 2012-09-08
wee
cognitivedissonance - 2012-09-08
Didn't I see this in an episode of "Hoarders"?
Disaster - 2012-09-08
After reading his website and what not I tried to go through a department store and get all my needed goods without passing in front of any mirrors. Shit's hard.
eatenmyeyes - 2012-09-08
Ulillillia is a better person than the internet deserves.
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