Oscar Wildcat Childhood friends had a bull mastif. They would tie it to an old refrigerator in the backyard when they had guests. We were all sitting in the living room, and out the front window sauntering down the street was the dog. How did he get loose? He didn't: he simply dragged the refrigerator behind him.
stifford I thought this was going to be about a tire eating a dog, like a real-life version of that "Rubber" movie, or something.