they would have no problem killing me as I lay on the ground laughing uncontrollably at their antics
|Oscar Wildcat |
The whole thing would have gone down better with something by The Village People rather than the ompah band.
|Hugo Gorilla |
This has done nothing to improve my opinions of drum majors or high school marching bands.
Gurkhas are no joke, the Japanese feared these guys back in WW2. They would climb sheer canyon walls, just to chop up the Japs holed up in mountain caves with those crazy knives of theirs.
That's what made the Gurkhas so terrifying: they would bring their marching band up the rock face and sissy dance, and once the song ended, you were as good as dead.
I've got to be honest, based on the description, this really wasn't what I was expecting.
Somehow I don't see the All Blacks picking this up.
|Caminante Nocturno |
You best keep lying down, mate.
|Billy the Poet |
Oooh get her! Whoops!
I’ve got your number ducky.
You couldn’t afford me, dear. Two three.
I’d scratch your eyes out.
Don’t come the brigadier bit with us, dear,
We all know where you’ve been, you military fairy!
Whoops, don’t look now girls,
The major’s just minced in
With that dolly color sergeant,
Two, three, ooh-ho!
Why is most of the stadium empty?
Striking fear into the hearts of Wigan Athletic.
*sassy throat slitting motions*
I just watched a six part documentary on these sonofabitches.
Their motto is actually "Better to die than be a coward"
They are like real life Klingons!
It seems Europe is finally adopting America's tradition of plodding, curious halftime entertainment.
|Old People |
An Army buddy of mine took a brief military knife-fighting course while we were stationed at Fort Benning. He described it as "Stupid. You're better off just shooting them. When, outside of the movies, are you ever gonna end up in a combat situation where you don't have a gun?" I brought a bayonet with me anyway when I went to Iraq, and my Squad Leader told me that "nowadays, by the time you'll need to use that thing, the barrel of your weapon will be so goddamn hot that you can just poke the motherfucker with it and it'll sink right in".
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