I'm broke up with Cardboard Obama because of his wild mood swings and his calling me at all hours of the day or night.
One day, I cam home and my birds were missing. I think it was him because when I asked him about it, he told me "Don't fucking worry about it".
I was really afraid of him so I just left it at that.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I started swearing at her when she brought up the golf course thing.
Appealing to the deluded sense of some voters that the president has to have some sort of messed up personal relationship with them.
Jet Bin Fever
When does Obama call you... NEVER. What kind of man does that? And all he ever talks about is work.
I like to think the GOP honestly believes that women are too stupid to vote based on issues, like say all the awful shit the GOP keeps doing to women, and actually just vote for whichever candidate is the dreamiest. This commercial suggests I am correct.
The GOP has apparently become the PUA of political parties.
The Pick-Up Party? PUP?! They'll be crawlin' over themselves to get in on this!!
I don't like to think that but I do because all evidence points to it being the case.
More crap. The GOP loves to make up crap against Obama because they know idiots will buy into it - especially the 'vacation' myth or the 'overspending' myth.
Good thing the polls right now have Obama at such a far lead. I think the only people that buy into these email forward type lies are people over 70 anyway.
|wtf japan |
I'm sorry, I just don't feel comfortable making decisions about my own body.
considering how far their beliefs about Obama's presidency are from reality, Eastwood's empty chair and this cardboard version are accurate representations of Obama for republicans
|Jet Bin Fever |
I love that the GOP is trying the whole "Obama is out of touch" approach while nominating a reptoid from Mars.
It's the perfect tactic, make them believe he's worse than their own candidate. It's so stupid it might work!
Women are such catty bitches that spend their days constantly thinking of ways to break up with people!!! This is such an accurate representation of their decision making process!
you fucking tools.
|Cherry Pop Culture |
I'm voting for Obama because he is for marriage equality, pro-choice and can stay on my family's health insurance until I'm 26.
I know the pay for being president isn't that high by modern standards, but I'd think Obama could afford his OWN health insurance.
WHAT'S UP WITH CHICKS, AMIRITE GUYS?
Wait, this is from the RNC? I assumed this was from one of the bottom-tier SuperPACs that spends most of their donor's money on hookers. It looks like it was filmed on a fucking Flipcam and edited on a laptop from 2007.
You'd think the RNC could shell out for a boom-mike rental.
She's doing a better job than whoever is in charge of Black outreach.
See, you can tell the GOP is grasping at straws because no one considers Sarah Jessica Parker a celebrity.
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