Jet Bin Fever Motherfucking Fred Williamson shouldn't be in this. How depressing.
Rudy In my version, he rappels down from a helicopter and throws that old dude off the roof while shouting "This is MY school, motherfucker!"
Caminante Nocturno Oh, no! The evil black man is coming to take away your Bible Flags and replace them with the Socializes! Only the Jesus Patriots can stop the Russians in the UN from taking your freedoms and replacing it with Muslim Mexico Gunless!
erratic awww, that's too bad because the comments were enabled when I submitted. It almost made me proud of youtube commenters because it was 100% people calling bullshit and cracking jokes.
big pincers anyone else see the crazy reptoid eyes on the first "reviewer" (girl who cried) or is my HPPD kicking in again?
Old People His kid is wearing the most bootleg-looking military uniform I've ever seen outside of parody.
TeenerTot Also check out the "CHRISTIAN" trailer for same in the related vids. Astounding.
themilkshark The villains are a black lawyer and the gay schoolteacher who replaces the Nativity with aliens and a pot of gold. The hero is a white man in a position of power who rides a motorcycle with a giant American flag billowing behind him. This is a rotten country to live in if you aren't a white man.
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