|Billy the Poet |
My crush on Alicia Witt is such that I watched this whole god damn thing.
Whatever happened to her after that stinker she was in with Pacino?
I know I saw this movie (in the theater, no less) but I'll be damned if I can remember a single thing about it...
|Caminante Nocturno |
When this movie came out, a big deal was made about Robert "Freddy Krueger" Englund being in it.
He was in the movie for all of three, maybe four minutes.
I'm going to give this five stars just for the use of "Miss THANG" at 1:22:17, though.
Was that before or after he made Killer Tongue? I can't remember.
the second one was better, by which I mean worse. who is a less threatening killer than the noxema girl? you guessed it: blossom's dad!
Awesome, I was just thinking about this movie a couple of days ago for some reason, specifically that I should finally see it.
For some reason my super fundie pentecostal foster parents, who would flip out at the slightest mention of premarital sex or boobs, and joined the crusade of people who insisted Pokemon, Harry Potter, Sailor Moon, Dragonball Z, and every video game that wasn't education, were satanic and indoctrinating our children, loved these "group of adolescents getting slaughtered" films. The Faculty, Scream, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Final Destination. They loved all these movies and took all us kids to see them in the theater.
And then there was this movie. This terrible gem of late 90s mediocrity. It's piratically the same movie as all those others, except there's a scene where one of the character's walks in on her I'M SO GOTH BLACK LIPSTICK AND FISHNETS roommate having clothed sex with her boyfriend and my foster parents flipped the hell out and made is clothes our eyes. They also flipped out when, at the end of She's All That, Freddie Prince's off-screen character graduated naked.
I'll more than likely watch this later for nostalgic shits and giggles.
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