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Desc:A Mary Kate and Ashley Olson Vehicle to Nowhere
Category:Pets & Animals
Tags:awful, eugene levy, mary kate and ashley olsen, Andy Richter, countdown to eighteen
Submitted:The Mothership
Date:09/15/12
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chumbucket
Olsens still farting out the olsen formula.
joelkazoo
You know, Eugene Levy, it IS okay to say "No, thank you." to an acting gig.
kingofthenothing
Yeah, just not if you're Eugene Levy.

BHWW
I knew, second-hand, some fellow who had one of those "countdown to 18" calenders for the Olsen twins - surprise, he was a creepy, awkward guy with bad hygiene. I wonder if he was disappointed or pleased they grew up to be a couple of methhead-skinny rodent-women?
Adham Nu'man
http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=16530

dairyqueenlatifah
I remember when this came out they advertised it to hell and back, particularly on tv. That was odd for an Olsen Twins film, as was its theatrical release.

I remember my father being particularly concerned when my then six year old brother wanted to see it, and badly.

Turned out okay though. My mom managed to talk him put of it by telling him if she took him to see it then she wouldn't have money to take him to the Spongebob movie a few months later. It worked.
SteamPoweredKleenex
Dammit, Jared Padalecki... why?

At least you got "Supernatural" on your resume to help make up for this.
dek863
Crime against humanity tag?
Caminante Nocturno
There's nothing in this trailer that isn't offensive.
Rodents of Unusual Size
When I worked at a movie theater lo those many years ago and this movie came out, it was one of the emptiest theaters in memory. In box office, people asked me a number of times how bad it was. My answer was "imagine the worst movie you've ever seen and then...drill a hole in your head as you're watching it."

RIP Eugene Levy's dignity. You died with this film and the many direct to video American Pie sequels.
SteamPoweredKleenex
Ah, but does it have the refined taste of "Oogieloves?" I think not.

Riskbreaker
The longest minute in NY history.
simon666
Everyone is hating on this film as if the poeTV demographic was the intended audience for this film and the film therefore sucks because it failed to meet your expectations.

Does this film suck? Yes. But it sucks because we're not 12 year old girls... well, most of us anyway.
Caminante Nocturno
It doesn't matter how much you defend this shitty film, Eugene Levy isn't going to sleep with you.

StanleyPain
I don't think even 12 year old girls liked this film much. It's ranked #6 in the list of all time worst box-office bombs.

Hammer Falls
This was actually their attempt to drop the kid market and make a teen comedy/"legitimate movie". The Duff sisters tried it, too. Failed just as badly.

Toenails
This is like when my friend tries to argue that The Doom Generation was worse than The Never Ending Story pt. III because the later was aimed at kids and I'm not going to get it because I'm not a dumb little kid.

I believe truly bad movies transcend genres, although it could be argued (and easily proven) that some genres are more populated with turds than others.

P.S. The Doom Generation is still a very close second in the worst goddamn movie I've ever seen list.

Cherry Pop Culture
I wasn't allowed to watch the Olsen Twins films when I was a kid. My family hated those kids.

Blue
A part of me wants to watch this to enjoy it ironically while high but I get this feeling that it would be like that time I watched Transformers 2 even after everyone warned me.
Sanest Man Alive
If you really need something to enjoy while high, just go watch Gremlins 2. It's a far better film that also features New York being infiltrated by vile, gibbering chimp-lizards.

subduralhematoma
"New York being infiltrated by vile, gibbering chimp-lizards." So basically the same plot as New York Minute


dairyqueenlatifah
Holy crap, so its "The Doom Generation." I've been wondering for years what that movie was called. I saw the bisexual threesome followed by Nazi rape castration murder scene on the Sundance channel at 3am like eight years ago and thought it was just some fucked up dream.

themilkshark
I really, really love that this movie choked the life out of the Mary Kate and Ashley film legacy. They honestly have no right to be famous, they were cast as BABIES on a show that ran far too long. At no point did either of them develop acting ability, charisma or even grow into pretty ladies. They're not ugly, but I have a hard time not comparing their facial contortions to chimps at the zoo.
SteamPoweredKleenex
Given their current evolved state, I'd love to see them cast in a film called "The Daughters of Slenderman."

I don't think they'd have to even use makeup.

Rudy
Banal to offensive in one minute ten seconds. Not bad girls!
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