Needs a 'pederasty' tag.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Muhammad was so misunderstood.
Just like Michael Jackson.
|American Standard |
I laughed. Sorry.
But seriously though, all religion is useless.
I laughed too. So this is the religion that will kill you if you insult their prophet, and are insanely protective of their women? BWAHAHA!
So why do Shiites hate her? Because she gets regard and is someone other than the prophet? Because she was a woman? Because there's a different fairy tale surrounding her that got passed around by their sect than the other?
Islam is so stupid.
Rodents of Unusual Size
The following things are stupid:
The Book of Mormon
everyone who thinks worshiping these things is any different from thinking you can go to Middle Earth and worship Frodo.
Where's a dick with a pellet gun when you really need one?
Well, it looks like they have their own version of Fred Phelps. A Bizarro Phelps, if you will.
Wouldn't a Bizarro Phelps be a reasonable and cheerful agnostic who keeps his opinions to himself?
There are many bizarro Phelps. This is but one of them.
|big pincers |
Aisha. Verily, she was the girl that they never had.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Aisha is also the name of the cat girl from Outlaw Star.
5 stars for Outlaw Star.
I did not watch this video.
Spelling variation notwithstanding.
it was the first thing that came to my mind
|Sanest Man Alive |
Okay, so they celebrate some thousand-year-old lady being dead. Do they also celebrate water being wet, or fire being hot?
Islamic Hell sounds even better than ours, if that's where all their non-virgin women go. I might convert just to be damned again.
There was one of the many Lucifer-based comics a few years back that had a jihadist who blew himself up and lived in heaven. Lucifer was driving through on his way to see someone (I forget who) and he and his companion passed by the house this dead terrorist lived in. Lucifer's companion was a bit confused about why this guy had been let into heaven. Lucifer said something about him having to tend to his harem of 72 virgins.
The punchline was that the 72 virgins were all infants, requiring constant diaper changing and feeding.
A whole house full of virgins that had died of old age would have been funny, too.
|Sudan no1 |
What I took from this is that Sunnis are probably better people than Shiites.
They have extremely helpful naming conventions.
Finding out that one branch of Islam was called "Shiite" was quite the pun-fest for a lot of especially redneck "kick yo ass" country songwriters.
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