|Prickly Pete |
Woooooow that was terrifying. Awesome.
|Cockmaster Flash |
I need a drink after watching that.
|Binro the Heretic |
Submitted primarily for that God-damned rabbit.
Was that the same mask they used in the Twilight Zone Movie, in the story about the child who could alter reality? As I recall, the kid causes a monstrous rabbit to pop out of a jack-in-the-box, and it looks just like that. Scared the shit out of a very young Old People.
Never mind, I looked it up and it was completely different.
Just thought you bros could use a cool story.
I could say this commercial is not meant for children, but to frighten and shame the drunk adults.
But, when I was a child, I was frightened by a lot of the PSAs that really weren't meant for me either.
Notably, those damn Crash Test Dummies. Specifically, that damn skeleton handshake.
Addendum: There was a kid who lived somewhere on the East Coast, and would come down to Topeka to visit his grandfather during the summer.
Anyways, he would always tell me scary stories that would send chills down my spine. One time he told me of a commercial where a crack dealer slowly turned into a snake monster by the end of the commercial. Knowing this kid's tendency to make up scary-ass shit, I never believed this was a real thing.
Until Youtube, that is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSIZQRi4M6c
To be fair, the kids wont see us that way until they are adults and are themselves similar monsters.
BUCKLING YOUR CHILD'S SEAT BELT WILL CAUSE HIM TO SEE YOU AS A DEMON.
Holy shit. I'm jealous that I didn't find this first. HERE TAKE THE STARS, BINRO.
So if I get drunk and go hang out by a playground, I turn into Emperor Palpatine?
That's a surprise. I figured I'd turn into a bishop or something.
And here I thought it was going to be about child abuse, and "wouldn't it be nice if the monsters were obvious? But they're not, so here's a checklist of shit to look for, and also listen to kids when they say stuff".
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