|Caminante Nocturno |
Antlers are the one thing deer have to look forward to, and even then only the males. Don't take that away from them, narrator.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Good advice for those fancy deer.
It is indeed a horrifying planet.
The Onion isn't bullshitting here; even the etymology of the word "deer" is on board with this:
"Middle English der, Old English dēor beast; akin to Gothic dius beast, Old High German tior"
The deer is the generic animal.
Deer are giant rats with hooves.
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