is this really happening

Deep hole.

Stop digging.

SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP

Serving in the military already gets you permanent residence. So he's not offering anything that doesn't already exist.

It is very funny to watch the republicans try to attract Latino voters without saying anything that would anger their base.

Every time he says "permanent solution" I just hear " a final solution."

It's only fair that Romney loses this election. When you decide that gaining the Presidency requires endless financial backing and minimal personal effort you deserve to have all that money disappear with no reward. It didn't work for Meg Whitman and it won't work for Romney either. Bad campaigns are still bad regardless of the price tag.

Don't worry, not-whites, Mitt will never deport his lawn care team.

That's not bronzer - that's just what he looks like right after shedding his skin.

Can we get a blackface tag up in this piece

"Slap! Bang! Goes on your fake tan"
"Bitch, you look like a tango man"

And I thought the McCain campaign was a shit show.

What he doesn't tell you is that Republicans were the ones who blocked a "permanent solution" through the Dream act with a filibuster. Fuck you, Romney.

Holy shit I thought you were joking about the skin bronzer.

Some people have said this is painful to watch. I personally find it hilarious. Watching Romney's campaign fail is like
Spider-Man 3 pie: sooo gooood.

If this guy wins, I'm going to Egypt and burning an embassy.

Also TAN!

He looks like the cover of Remain In the Light. How did this actually happen?

This is what happens when you insult the half of the population that does your makeup.

Mitt Romney bussed in rowdy supporters to pad the audience and manipulated Univision personne (from buzzfeed article)l:

But the enthusiasm gap may have been an optical illusion formed by a series of last-minute demands by the Romney campaign, according to Maria Elena Salinas, one of the Univision anchors who moderated the forums.
Salinas told BuzzFeed that tickets for each forum were divided between the network, the respective campaigns, and the University of Miami (which hosted the events) � and she said both campaigns initially agreed to keep the audience comprised mostly of students, in keeping with the events' education theme.
But after exhausting the few conservative groups on campus, the Romney camp realized there weren't enough sympathetic students to fill the stands on their night � so they told the network and university that if they weren't given an exemption to the students-only rule, they might have to "reschedule."
The organizers relented. One Democrat with ties to the Obama campaign noted that Rudy Fernandez, the university official charged with coordinating the forums, is a member of Romney's Hispanic steering committee. Fernandez did not respond to BuzzFeed's questions about whether he gave preferential treatment to Romney's campaign.
In any case, Romney's team was allowed to bus in rowdy activists from around southern Florida in order to fill the extra seats at their town hall.
Obama's campaign, meanwhile, stuck to the original parameters and allowed a large chunk of the tickets to be distributed to interested students on campus. The result was a quiet, well-behaved crowd � and a lot of no-shows. Minutes before Obama's forum was to begin, producers began frantically directing university staff and volunteers to sit in the empty seats.
Salinas said both candidates ultimately had partisan crowds at their forums, but that Romney's non-student activists ignored instructions to hold their applause.
"We were a little bit thrown because it was supposed to be a TV show, it wasn't a rally," Salinas said of the outspoken Romney supporters. "It was a little bit of disrespect for us."

Oh, I forgot to star this.

He looks like an Oompa Loompa made love to a Hollywood model and his birth was the result.