Adham Nu'man 
Jesus Christ Jewel, you could have borrowed some cash...
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EvilHomer
It took me a second to realize who that was.
Looks like it's suicide again for me.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
Well I guess that's one way to avoid living in your van again.
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Rodents of Unusual Size There was once a great SNL skit where Jewel was just on the side where a bunch of other singers were being interviewed and all she would say was "I used to live in my van" and I thought that was hilarious.
That was nothing compared to the joke that is this.
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dairyqueenlatifah
She looks terrible. :(
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THA SUGAH RAIN
So you bargain with the Devil, say you're OK for today,
You say that you love them, take their money and run
Say it's been swell, sweetheart, but it was just one of those things
Those flings, those strings you've got to cut
Who will save your soul after all the lies that you told?
Who will save your soul if you won't save your own?
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boner
Turning into Victoria Jackson maybe?
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Old_Zircon Before I saw the preview image I assumed that's who it would be.
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kingarthur
I made it 20 seconds. Did I understand correctly she put this on a children's album? Tell me I didn't.
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urbanelf
Jewel is in Hell!
Jewel is in Hell!
Jewel is in Hell!
Jewel is in Hell!
Jewel is in Hell!
Jewel is in Hell!
Jewel is in Hell!
Jewel is in Hell!
Jewel is in Hell!
Jewel is in Hell!
Jewel is in Hell!
Jewel is in Hell!
Jewel is in Hell!
Jewel is in Hell!
Jewel is in Hell!
Jewel is in Hell!
Jewel is in Hell!
Jewel is in Hell!
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Alicia Keys,
Justin Timberlake
Will Smith
Taylor Swift
Celine Deon
Lionel Richie
Just a few celebrities that have shilled for Walmart at their annual shareholders conventions.
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big pincers
I tell you, when I think homemade goods, I think Wal-Mart
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big pincers also, I believe she went on a drunken tirade on-stage over people criticizing her tooth-job
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chumbucket
Reduced to a list of things song.
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Hooker
I feel very sad and very angry today.
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Old_Zircon
162 likes, 2,494 dislikes
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Jet Bin Fever
All I heard her singing was "CASH MONEY BITCHES CHA CHINGGGG!"
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spikestoyiu
Just in case you were worried about Jewel's ARTISTIC INTEGRITY, don't forget that she wrote a pop song about selling out and then sold it to Schick thirty seconds later for use in a lady razor commercial. Oh, and the song and the lady razor had the same name.
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