You know what? If you don't know who any of the non-partisan candidates are, don't fucking vote on it, shitheel. Nobody wants your opinion on somebody's fucking name.
OK, four stars for the Apocalypse Now joke. No, you know what, full stars, this breaks the fourth wall enough for me to love it. Really it was the "Movie Star Handsome Louis C.K. What? Check the forums!" line that pushed me over.