Dance, my pretties!
"Just wait till the Eugenics stop being hidden behind this veil of positivity.
This is the Fourth Reich.
Fascism has found its home."
I know a liquor store where we can cash this!
Thanks to WalMart's low, low prices and back-to-school savings, $500 will get those kids a few years worth of pork rinds, at least!
Take the oppurtunity to act out and teach the children a lesson about standing up for what is right and good. Put down the camera, start resisting.
Shit, I've given more than $500 to charities plenty of times; next time I'm going to insist on a room of cheering kids.
That's some pretty good advertising for $500.
|Jet Bin Fever |
That won't even buy half of a French Horn or a Tenor Sax.
But it will buy everyone Wal-Mart tater tots for a month.
so evil it should be on the front page forever
Kids are going to hate us by the end of the decade.
|Father Avalanche |
Maybe they'll purchase a hammock with all that money.
Evil in too many ways for me to properly state at the moment.
I got $500, will they sing the Cheese cheer?
This should be illegal.
|Cherry Pop Culture |
I hate this kind of crap. The Rayley's and Target by my house do the same Goddamn thing. Except they bothered to donate money in the 4 digits.
I hope someday we all quit paying for public schools so every kid has to do this.
They're cheering for the place their future selves will one day work at, shop in , eat at, get their pictures taken at, do their taxes at, get their cars fixed in...
In 2008 the Mexican Supreme Court ordered Wal-Mart to start paying it's workers money, and not company scrip only redeemable at Wal-Mart.
They don't really teach in history class nowadays what it was like when the US had unregulated capitalism. Or the private armies the companies used to keep workers in line and kill them if they thought about collective bargaining. It's not socialism to teach this stuff, it's a counter to the common libertarian delusion taught by the GOP and Ayn Rand.
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