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Desc:So much cliche it might just be a failing student film
Category:Accidents & Explosions, Humor
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Saw this last weekend.

Those weren't even the most cliched parts.
I'm guessing these movies don't cost that much to make, and the franchise's name is helping a lot here. Which just shows that many fans of the games and fans of lame action movies, are very easy to please.
Someone mentioned that they do well overseas. My theory is the less a movie needs dialog for you to figure out what's going on, the better it'll do in other countries. Does the translation suck? Who cares? It's like complaining about the dialog in a porno.

The audiences just want a spectacle.

Miss Henson's 6th grade class
Okay, so the Resident Evil film's aren't exactly Critereon-worthy. I still think that the second one, Apocalypse, was a half ton of explosive, zombie-killing fun.
Does anyone else feel like putting on their REEBOKS and taking a stroll down to GAMESTOP?
no stars until they'reforyou comes in here and drops like 15 paragraphs on you haters

I don't really have a problem with people hating this fluff. I'm just a stickler for details with a lot of free time on my hands.

But, I don't want to disappoint! Someone espouse some ill-informed, misconceived plot points they heard from a banal online film reviewer or derived from their own short attention spans while sitting in the theatre in a foggy haze of booze and pot, and I'll offer up another 10 to 20 paragraphs.

Caminante Nocturno
I saw the first Resident Evil when I was living in Mexico. The only other people in the theater with me was a family of five, including a baby. Surprisingly, the children were all perfectly well-behaved during the film. However, right at the end, just before the credits started rolling, the baby soiled its diapers and filled the theater with an unbelievable stench.

So, all I remember from the Resident Evil films is the stink of baby poop, and I think that's the only appropriate way to think of them.

Now...now wait just a minute there, Caminante. You almost walked out the door before I gave you some stars.

I think the first film is an okay sci-fi/horror film. The story and production were small enough that plot holes mostly didn't have an opportunity to exist, some of the cinematography and sets are pleasant, and the acting gets the job done. There isn't that much wire fu, and the whole dog kick thing was actually impressive because Milla actually did it after several practice runs. And, maybe I should be embarrassed to admit this, but the score was nice.

CJH, I've left you some new easter eggs in the comment section for the Afterlife clip.

CJJ & they'reforyou need to get a damn room. Point out the inconsistencies in that! I'm too busy being a hipster pot smoker.
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