How to impress a Girl into Bed after the first date

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Comment count is 29

Riskbreaker - 2012-09-24

This HAS to be a satire...right?

Lef

- 2012-09-24

My boner has taken a vacation, 5 for making tits un-sexy.

FABIO

- 2012-09-24

Sleeping with someone AFTER the first date sure is tough.

Eroticus E

- 2012-09-24

I like the horse face tag. It indicates to me that Pope Caius is an alpha male who fucks mad hot bitches left and right. She's a hooker RIGHT? What a HOOKER. :)

Pope Caius - 2012-09-24

I am but a rape culture elemental, shambling through the dark corners of the internet. Oozing vitriol and caffeine as I gnarr my many croaking songs, inviting shut-ins to dance with me.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2012-09-24

Five stars for Pope Caius hurting Eroticus E's feelings.

Eroticus E - 2012-09-24

Really? That's how you're interpreting that exchange? I suppose it's difficult to discern attractiveness when your standard of beauty is prepubescent Japanese cartoons.

Caminante Nocturno - 2012-09-25

Awesome, I hurt your feelings, too.

spikestoyiu - 2012-09-25

You wouldn't think someone with the username Eroticus E would be so sensitive, and yet...

Eroticus E - 2012-09-25

So for what it's worth, I was pretty drunk last night. That being said, I stand by the original statement that every one of you would fuck this girl and brag to your friends about it. (They wouldn't believe you.)

spikestoyiu - 2012-09-25

Congratulations, you've found something that a man would fuck. I hope that you plan on sharing this amazing discovery with the various scientific journals of the world.

big pincers

- 2012-09-27

I might bone her scally brother. would that hurt anyone's feelings?

Pope Caius - 2012-09-27

I wouldn't. She doesn't look a thing like my mother.

CJH - 2012-09-24

man i was already in mad sneer mode when i clicked play and then it turned out she's british? ugh that accent makes my skin crawl, had to turn it off

Redford

- 2012-09-25

Mad Sneer Mode would be a good name for a band.

Also, there has been articles done. Yes, all these sites are a hoax. They use a generic template for a dating site you can buy, and no one talks about games and most girls are actually robots.

The bad kind of robot that sends you spam, not the kind a gamer would like.

Old_Zircon - 2012-09-25

I would love to see that article.

Old_Zircon - 2012-09-25

This one?

http://www.pcgamesn.com/article/truth-behind-shag-gamer

dek863

- 2012-09-24

How many cut away boob shots are in this thing?

FABIO - 2012-09-24

80085

Prickly Pete - 2012-09-24

I counted 1337

Old_Zircon

- 2012-09-24

Take these, Fabio. You earned them.

twinkieafternoon

- 2012-09-24

She is in no way reading off of cue cards.

John Holmes Motherfucker

- 2012-09-24

Apparently, the secret is to date ugly women. I've tried that, and it absolutely works.

Hooker

- 2012-09-25

I don't see why we can't be both.

StanleyPain

- 2012-09-25

Date A Chav.com

TeenerTot

- 2012-09-25

I must be old-fashioned. I always think "date" means you have an ongoing relationship with a person, maybe see them a couple of times a week for activities beyond sex.

FABIO - 2012-09-25

PUAs tells us that IoI suffers with a RRoI leading to IIoDD if you see her more than once a week.

Old_Zircon - 2012-09-25

Everything I know about dating I learned from Frankenhooker.

Blue - 2012-09-25

They should do one on how to treat a prostitute well enough she will be willing to schedule a second session with you.

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