This HAS to be a satire...right?
My boner has taken a vacation, 5 for making tits un-sexy.
Sleeping with someone AFTER the first date sure is tough.
|Eroticus E |
I like the horse face tag. It indicates to me that Pope Caius is an alpha male who fucks mad hot bitches left and right. She's a hooker RIGHT? What a HOOKER. :)
I am but a rape culture elemental, shambling through the dark corners of the internet. Oozing vitriol and caffeine as I gnarr my many croaking songs, inviting shut-ins to dance with me.
Really? That's how you're interpreting that exchange? I suppose it's difficult to discern attractiveness when your standard of beauty is prepubescent Japanese cartoons.
You wouldn't think someone with the username Eroticus E would be so sensitive, and yet...
So for what it's worth, I was pretty drunk last night. That being said, I stand by the original statement that every one of you would fuck this girl and brag to your friends about it. (They wouldn't believe you.)
Congratulations, you've found something that a man would fuck. I hope that you plan on sharing this amazing discovery with the various scientific journals of the world.
I wouldn't. She doesn't look a thing like my mother.
man i was already in mad sneer mode when i clicked play and then it turned out she's british? ugh that accent makes my skin crawl, had to turn it off
How many cut away boob shots are in this thing?
She is in no way reading off of cue cards.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
Apparently, the secret is to date ugly women. I've tried that, and it absolutely works.
I don't see why we can't be both.
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I must be old-fashioned. I always think "date" means you have an ongoing relationship with a person, maybe see them a couple of times a week for activities beyond sex.
PUAs tells us that IoI suffers with a RRoI leading to IIoDD if you see her more than once a week.
Everything I know about dating I learned from Frankenhooker.
They should do one on how to treat a prostitute well enough she will be willing to schedule a second session with you.
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