Riskbreaker
This HAS to be a satire...right?
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Lef 
My boner has taken a vacation, 5 for making tits un-sexy.
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FABIO
Sleeping with someone AFTER the first date sure is tough.
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Eroticus E
I like the horse face tag. It indicates to me that Pope Caius is an alpha male who fucks mad hot bitches left and right. She's a hooker RIGHT? What a HOOKER. :)
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Pope Caius I am but a rape culture elemental, shambling through the dark corners of the internet. Oozing vitriol and caffeine as I gnarr my many croaking songs, inviting shut-ins to dance with me.
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Eroticus E Really? That's how you're interpreting that exchange? I suppose it's difficult to discern attractiveness when your standard of beauty is prepubescent Japanese cartoons.
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spikestoyiu You wouldn't think someone with the username Eroticus E would be so sensitive, and yet...
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Eroticus E So for what it's worth, I was pretty drunk last night. That being said, I stand by the original statement that every one of you would fuck this girl and brag to your friends about it. (They wouldn't believe you.)
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spikestoyiu Congratulations, you've found something that a man would fuck. I hope that you plan on sharing this amazing discovery with the various scientific journals of the world.
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Pope Caius I wouldn't. She doesn't look a thing like my mother.
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CJH
man i was already in mad sneer mode when i clicked play and then it turned out she's british? ugh that accent makes my skin crawl, had to turn it off
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Old_Zircon This one?
http://www.pcgamesn.com/article/truth-behind-shag-gamer
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dek863
How many cut away boob shots are in this thing?
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twinkieafternoon
She is in no way reading off of cue cards.
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John Holmes Motherfucker
Apparently, the secret is to date ugly women. I've tried that, and it absolutely works.
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Hooker
I don't see why we can't be both.
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StanleyPain
Date A Chav.com
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TeenerTot
I must be old-fashioned. I always think "date" means you have an ongoing relationship with a person, maybe see them a couple of times a week for activities beyond sex.
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FABIO PUAs tells us that IoI suffers with a RRoI leading to IIoDD if you see her more than once a week.
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Old_Zircon Everything I know about dating I learned from Frankenhooker.
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Blue
They should do one on how to treat a prostitute well enough she will be willing to schedule a second session with you.
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