|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-09-26 |
I think letting idiots allow or disallow me to have the same rights as everyone else is like let this guy spew diarrhea from his mouth like a hideous mutant from the sewers.
|StanleyPain - 2012-09-27 |
This is a pretty tame comparison for these people. Their analogy should have been "allowing gay marriage is like the Holocaust."
|erratic - 2012-09-27 |
pedos ARE allowed in the public parks, dumbass.
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2012-09-27 |
Allowing gay marriage is like letting the Mona Lisa paint a mustache on Marcel Duchamp. It's like letting the Village People sing in the choir. It's like letting Tennessee Williams deliver the sermon.
|Innocent Bystander - 2012-09-27 |
No it isn't.
It really isn't.
|Blue - 2012-09-27 |
So marriage is between one man and one woman now?
What about the Bible? Why do you hate God?
There's just so many arguments against it it's hard to know what to pick.
You mean we shouldn't change what's 'natural' which is mainly reproduction without exclusive relationships? Or what's biblical, like dozens of wives and concubines plundered from the tribe you killed? But not the Romans, Chinese, pagans and others who had gay marriages? Or what we had in the US a little over a century ago, which made forcing a 9 nine year old to marry legal, after which you couldn't be charged with raping her? Or laws from even later which banned interracial marriage? Or marriage as a binding lifelong commitment with no divorce?
Which of the many definitions of marriage that our country, let alone our culture or species, has used even recently which you like to pretend is unchanging and inviolate? If you need help answering, just ask your Republican leaders who've often been married so many times that they should be experts.
I think that only people that buy trafficked girls are married in the way that God intended. If a 12 year old girl with a busted hymen can go through the ceremony without the fear of leaving in several garbage bags, it's not marriage.
Also, to be clear, I think that reporting rape should be a capital offense, we should repeal the 13th amendment and expand slavery to racial groups, and that you can call 8 commandments 10 as long as you find three different ways to say one of them.
I have reached these conclusions because the Bible seems like such a fantastic book that it couldn't possibly have been written by someone that does not possess both omniscience and qualified omnipotence. It has nothing to do with my tendency to do bad things and my desire to be forgiven for them without risking the possibility that the aggrieved party will want me to do something more substantive than simply apologizing before they forgive me.
il fiore bel
We're all going to hell for a bowl of New England Clam Chowder. D:
|memedumpster - 2012-09-27 |
"Letting Christians live is like letting Nazis rape your children to death while smearing feces on the Constitution. Don't let the smoking gun be in someone else's hand."
|Binro the Heretic - 2012-09-27 |
You know what gay marriage is really like?
It's like marriage.
|Triggerbaby - 2012-09-27 |
Allowing Gay Marriage is like the glimmer of fresh dew amongst the lillies in the early dawn light.
|Quad9Damage - 2012-09-30 |
I'm sure he means _convicted_ pedophiles, right? People who aren't allowed near children? Otherwise there's a whole lot of pederasses walkng around in parks who don't have records.
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