So, his male prostitutes have smaller penises now? Rush is always a 5

Limbaugh: pill addiction makes you impotent

Good to see Daxflame has moved onto something else.

Rush spends a good portion of his day looking at acres and acres of cock so he is kind of an authority on the subject.

I feel like I should golf clap just at the sheer absurdity on display.

Mine grows about 60% when I see a sexy feminist, though I haven't done a volumetric study, so my results are purely anecdotal for now.

I think Limbaugh jumped the conservative shark. The whole GOP used to hang on his very word. Now you can hear the plaintive, desperate, angry loss of attention in his voice. And in his choices of topic, which have made him into a mild liability, like a crazy uncle.

Since we've gotten better educational opportunities, we're better at math. We know what "eight inches" actually looks like now.

So...yeah.

Insolent fool, it was me shrinking his penis all along!

Rush isn't crazy! He's just a staunch Lamarckian.

Anyway, this Italian study. Did it find that ALL penises were shrinking? Or just Italian penises? Because if it's just Italians, the obvious explanation is: they're Italian.

Or it's all the estrogen in the water that's making male fish grow ovaries.

nothing shrinks the penis like obesity

I'm sure oxy doesn't help either

This is actually his alternative theory to climate change.

I was wondering when the West would get their own Penis-Stealing myth.

Hey Rush, maybe all that feminism is just making women's vaginas larger! Ever think of that, ASSHOLE?!