You have to call 911 if you're getting Pizza Hut.
|il fiore bel |
Is there a fried chicken bites crust or a donut hole crust yet? What if they just created a 'carnival' themed one and made funnel cake crust that you could dip in deep-fried mayonnaise?
I just checked my mail, and I got one of their flyers. They're offering two pizzas, breadsticks, and some horrifying concoction called "pepperoni stuffed bread rolls" for .
We have identified the parasite species.
OK here's my plan. A pizza crust of woven bacon strips, and the edges of the crust are sourdough dumplings filled with melted cheese and the sauce is BBQ sauce and it's topped with little chunks of battered fried chicken, battered fried jalapeno slices, battered cubes of lard, then topped with shredded mozarella and pepper jack cheese and the logo is drawn on top of that using chocolate sundae sauce.
il fiore bel
Not bad... but if you're using bacon, you might want to swap out the chocolate sauce for maple syrup. It's just proper.
There's a bacon shortage, so for cost reasons you might want to substitute bacon with your own bacon substitute. Strips of cardboard slathered in grease should suffice. You can bill it as high fiber pizza and put a "heart smart" logo on it.
We may joke but there's a good chance a pizza almost similar to this will actually be brought into terrifying being somewhere in an Asian nation...or even on our shore. Parody has become indistinguishable from real life. All is lost.
Are you guys still pretending to be in shock over junk food?
|Caminante Nocturno |
Pizza Hut has a vendetta against the very concept of food.
I really want to try all of these wild-ass pizzas from foreign markets back to back and declare a winner once and for all.
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