|kingjackhammer - 2012-09-28 |
his tone of voice reminds me of the "sonic easy mode" guy
|Kabbage - 2012-09-28 |
|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-09-28 |
-1 star for ogrish-like stuff, but fuck Fox and any other news station, big or small, that televises these stupid car chases as "news."
This is exactly the crap the vultures watching hope to see. They're the ones slowing down at an accident to see if there's a severed head in view. I'm sure they all orgasmed before tidying up with a tissue and then calling everyone they could to complain about how shocked they were.
Not if you actually read my comment, no. Sorry to spoil your attempt at snark.
Don't you try slithering away from your own words, you bloody coward!
Don't you try to cloak your lack of literacy in false indignation, you intellectual poseur!
Don't try to cover up your guilt with big words, you yapping hen!
"I'm sure they all orgasmed before tidying up with a tissue."
Get off get off get off get off GET OFF IT GET OFF IT GET OFF IT!
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2012-09-28 |
|Blue - 2012-09-29 |
Don't do this. There's like a 1 in 20 chance you'll survive it. I'm pretty sure you don't want that.
|The Mothership - 2012-09-29 |
don't know how I feel about this, WHO WANTS DESSERT.
This shit makes me want to puke, WHO WANTS DESSERT
|Jet Bin Fever - 2012-09-29 |
Shep is a decent guy. I don't think anyone was expecting that. I'm with SPK up above though, this shit shouldn't be considered "news" in the first place.
What's really depressing is that this car chase stuff was seen as mostly a California phenomenon years ago, as the local news stations would always score ratings with it. Even back then, media analysts were starting to get alarmed at what kinds of actual stories these car chases were bumping off the air.
Then O.J.'s low-speed chase happened, the cable news networks went berserk, and now they broadcast this junk on nationwide channels. Even taken as just an event that's somehow 1-to-1 with the importance of what decisions a city council is passing down on sewer taxes, it's not even national news. It's no more worthy of reporting than the stuff that gets shown on COPS.
Shep is a decent guy for someone who was convicted of running over a fellow reporter in his car out of spite
CJH, I was going to say "Shepard Smith beat a man to death on the steps on the steps of church", but then I checked his Wikipedia page. Wow. You were being serious!
Sounds like a great guy.
WHO WANTS DESSERT
Also, according to Outrage he's a closeted homosexual. So congrats of being the face of a tremendously homophobic news organization I guess???
Jet Bin Fever
oh, my mother will be heartbroken if that's true. She may be 20 years his elder, but she got HD TV in part to stare into his blue eyes.
|13.5 - 2012-09-29 |
I'm hoping that tone he had from the beginning of the clip means that he wished he were reporting on something else in the first place
I swear he sounds almost like Mike Rowe trying to sell you news from QVC. "I don't know. He's just kid of running there. Oh my."
imagine Shep during sex...
"GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF...
GET OFF IT!"
|dementomstie - 2012-09-29 |
Dear Fox News: This is why you have a delay. Even if it's just a 7 second delay, this is what you're delaying for. It's not swearing, it's not nudity, it's for saving the sanity of your viewers.
I wish the directors would have panicked and just started hammering all of the buttons at their disposal, spawning dozens of news crawls and American flag graphics before cutting to their post-apocalypse contingency video.
|Xenocide - 2012-09-29 |
People, it is URGENT that you know that a meth head in Arizona is having a skirmish with the cops. This could CHANGE ALL OF OUR LIVES.
|EvilHomer - 2012-09-29 |
I'm getting off on it, I'm getting off on it, sheesh, calm down and gimme a minute here will ya.
|jangbones - 2012-09-29 |
stand on podium of sanctimony while wallowing in filth, then get shocked when some of the filth gets on you
|Nikon - 2012-09-30 |
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2012-09-30 |
I can't tell if Shep's the real deal or just a concern troll at the Funny News network.
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