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Desc:Obama and Romney discuss the upcoming presidential election
Category:News & Politics, Arts
Tags:Barack Obama, mashup, Mitt Romney, EDITING!, 99 problems
Submitted:jangbones
Date:09/29/12
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Comment count is 16
SolRo
editing skillz
chumbucket
Mr President, I know you're real real busy and have a whole mess of people to meet but you just gotta check this out first.
Ursa_minor
The last line.

dr_rock
Last line was worth watching the entire thing, even through the seizure it caused me.

Binro the Heretic
It summed up my issues with the man, nicely.

memedumpster
Holy fucking shit.
The Mothership
holy fucking shit.

chairsforcheap
holy fucking shit.

rhombus
Holy fucking shit.

James Woods
Holy fucking shit.

Stopheles
The interjections from Romney.
Pillager
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?"

Spoonybard
It's 2009, and the White House is mine, but the economy's in full motherfucking decline
jangbones
fuck it, I'm transcribing the whole thing

jangbones
OBAMA
If you're having bank problems, I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but Mitt's not one

I got protestors saying our economy blows
And my Wall Street brothers want "Occupy" closed

You bitches keep saying "No change, no votes"
I work for the banks, stupid
What type of threats are those?

The gas pumps where your whole paycheck goes
It's been a long time since you was having cash flows
So fuck my critics, you can kiss my asshole
If you don't like my lyrics then you can hit the road

Who cares about the polls?
This election's a show
If you wanna vote for Mitt
I don't give a shit

So newsmags try to use my weak ass
So advertisers give them more cash for ads
Fuckers, I don't know what you take me as
But understand the intelligence Obama has

You're from riches to rags, bitches, I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but Mitt's not one
99 problems but Mitt ain't one
With all your bank problems, I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but Mitt's not one
Hit me

The year is 2009 and the White House is mine
But the economy's in full motherfucking decline
My choices at the time were to shit on the poor
Or fellate the banks to get elected once more

Now I'm not trying to fight
J.P. Morgan Chase
Got their campaign dollars
So I can win the race
So I sucked dick and watch the country implode
I heard...

ROMNEY
Son, do you know how to cheat the tax code?

OBAMA
Well I'm young and I'm rich
And my tax rate's low
Don't I look like a One Percenter?
Mitt, you would know
Did I pass your test?
Or should I get some mo'?

ROMNEY
No, just tell us what you sent down to Mexico

OBAMA
If you think I'm stepping down from office
For trafficking weapons in their drug cartel war
I ain't steppin' down from shit
Cause this President's legit

ROMNEY
Well, do you mind if we see that birth certificate?

OBAMA
All my records are blocked you conspiracy hack
And I know my rights so you gonna need a warrant for that

ROMNEY
Now aren't you sharp as a tack?
Are you some type of lawyer or something?

OBAMA
Well, I'm not a lawyer for nothin'
I passed the bar so I know quite a bit
Enough that you don't have a fucking chance, Mitt

ROMNEY
Well, let's see how smart you are when the election comes

OBAMA
I got 99 problems but this bitch ain't one
99 problems but Mitt ain't one
With all your bank problems, I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but Mitt's not one
Hit me

Criminal, fraud, repression, deceit
I murder and I plunder for the world elite
We invade countries so we have all they own

MARTIN LUTHER KING
I have a dream

OBAMA
Well, I have a drone
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