|Toenails - 2012-10-01 |
Kermit Rainman: Former Homosexual PI
|Aubrey McFate - 2012-10-01 |
I love so much when these people talk breathlessly and longingly about their "horrible" sexual pasts and experiences. It's always followed by them talking about their new pure lives with such resigned disappointment.
"Oh man, I had SO MANY dicks in me at once at so many parties! It was so...bad. Yes. So horrible. Thank God I'm better."
|Rudy - 2012-10-01 |
Those goddamn studies.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2012-10-01 |
I'm NOT gay... but you CAN spend time with me for money talking about you know, anonymous gay sex and things.
|IrishWhiskey - 2012-10-01 |
"Percentage of homosexuals who've engaged in 3-way sex: 48%"
Bullshit. Did they do their poll at a porn convention?
"Percentage of homosexuals who've engaged in group sex: 24%"
...wait, a three-way doesn't count as group sex? How many do we need exactly?
To be fair, every single gay friend I have knows at least one guy who's acted in gay porn.
Romantic: two people having sex, opposite gender and same gender
Threesome: three of any gender and configuration
Foursome: three of one, one of the other
Swinging (also 4): two couples exchanging partners in any configuration but often no homo except for the girls. Couples can be same sex but at least one person doesn't touch at least one other person.
Orgy/Group sex: 5 or more of any
gross: anyone masturbating alone to animals/extreme fetish porn.
gamer: box of tissue and bottle of lotion on computer desk.
Ladies night: female threesome or moresome
For the boys: male threesome or moresome
Devils threesome: two men or women and one man or woman, at least one of which does not have bisexual wants.
Japanese: At least one or more partners, any number, are hideously embarrassed by the act/faux rape
other Asian fetish: Faux rape
Fetish: sex is secondary
European: kind words
Western: Dirty words
Asian: shame based words
Brazzers: Nazi skinheads and blond women, all anal
Hentai: Tentacles and dick demons (less popular in Asia than the west), animation incidental.
Tub girl: you are better off not knowing
Years of research were put into these definitions. Mistakes were made. misleading hyperlinks were clicked.
Aleric : What's it when there are 4 ppl, 2 men 2 women, and everyone has at it with everyone? Are you trying to imply this has simply never happened?
I find it very very upsetting that your world does not include this scenario :(
|Old_Zircon - 2012-10-01 |
Extra stars for their entirely NSFW "banned video," linked in the description.
*furiously copying and pasting*
*furiously sharing with everyone I know*
relaxation pleasure fun
|cognitivedissonance - 2012-10-01 |
No abortions to worry about?!!
We need to somehow publicize that angle.
|Syd Midnight - 2012-10-02 |
Good thing there's no clubs for heterosexuals where there's loud music and drugs and sex and dancing and it all gets kinda depressing if you hit middle age and don't have friends so you sit at the bar and drink till closing time with the rest of the barflies. Because that would be a damning condemnation of heterosexuality.
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