I submitted this a while ago, but it died in the hopper:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=98204&what=VOTING
One of Norman Lear's production companies was behind it. I'm not surprised the pilot was greenlit. I'm convinced, in 1979, Lear could pitch a terrible premise on purpose, knowing networks would throw money at him since he was NORMAN LEAR, THE KING OF RELEVANT SITCOMS.