How to get rich:
1. Be rich
2. Have people send you money
"You can profit from LITERALLY anything."
Time to test this theory. To the email tubes!
DEAR WHITEY AND WHITEY JR:
My dream and sole activity in life is to write the most erotic Finding Nemo diaper fetish fanfiction the world has ever known. This will be a novel-length endeavor guest starring Sonic the Hedgehog and Captain Janeway. I will only accept compensation for my writing at the rate of one Lamborghini per page. Please provide proof that you can make this business model work for me, and in return I will send you a chunk of Lamborghini equivalent to the value of $60 for your book, upon receipt of my first Lamborghini.
You're missing the "???" stage, Poopy. I expect my Lamborghini partition arriving soon.
THERE BETTER BE SOME VORE IN IT SON OR I'M PAYING YOU JACKSHIT!
The white car grows bigger and bigger throughout the video.
"Lol it's funny that most of you are whinging that there's a price on this, yet you all go out and buy Xbox games for $60 a piece. Those do nothing more than eat away at your time. For those who think we have rich parents...do you think we could write over 23,000+ words on how rich they are? Literally everything we've ever done has been on our own and it's all in this book. Read it and then let's see what you have to say. I guarantee you're going to be blown away."
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"Do you think we could write over 23,000+ words on how rich they are?"
Could YOU do it? Of course not. That's why your parents hired those ghostwriters.
Our parents are very rich. Highly, control-c, control-v 4,600 times.
|The Mothership |
Ah, good; more of the sort of evil that I can really hate.
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class |
They have lots of money, and she has an Australian passport, but neither one of them seems to have any emotions or any vocal intonation.
There's not really any book. They're just having a friendly rich person contest to see which of them can read more blandly from teleprompters.
ALL THAT MONEY CANT BUY YOU A HAIRLINE.
Of course it can, but there are limitations to what modern hair science can do.
Have rich parents who give you lots of money
I will use your 60 dollars to wipe my ass, then use it to pay for groceries
Enjoy handling my Ass Dollars, lazy poors!
to reggie jackson he works navy and needs mad hugs as do we all=> election year
|American Standard |
Four Lamborghinis? What kind of five-year-old's concept of wealth is that? That's "solid gold toilet seats" stupid.
Five for stupid. And a ghost star for anyone who can find some good dirt on these shysters.
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