Wander 
How do faces keep getting worse.
There is nothing enjoyable about that dog's face.
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EvilHomer
So what does he DO with the blog? I get that he talks; that part of the premise has been well established. But I want to know about the blog part. That's the hook, dammit! Talking dogs are a dime a dozen, but a blogging dog is something special.
I bet it's a blog dedicated to rightwing politics and MMA themed slash fiction.
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EvilHomer Wikipedia won't allow a page on Faithmouse due to "lack of notability", yet Disney shits this out and gets a six paragraph writeup before the series even premiers.
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dead_cat Wait, the talking dog blogs secretly about his family? HOW? Who out there is making dog-compatible keyboards?
Or by "blog", do they mean he goes out and pees on things other dogs will find?
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fedex
I was in the bathroom throwing up
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Hooker
Anton Chekhov might have written A Dog with A Blog. It would deal with how the Internet has exposed the loneliness of the human condition and our medium of choice for this generation - blogs - illustrate the vast, seemingly insurmountable divide between what we want to communicate with one another and what we wind up communicating.
Chekhov is dead, so Disney made this.
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Simillion
"What are you gonna do now, Poochinski?"
"First, I'm gonna try lickin' myself. Then, I'm gonna find my killer. And you're gonna help!"
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Xenocide "Look at me. I've become a dog...
"WITH A BLOG!"
(Walkin' on Sunshine begins playing and suddenly everyone is wearing a hawaiian shirt and sunglasses.)
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BHWW
Dog with a Tumblr: on tonight's episode, the dog reacts badly to a post on another tumblr and accuses the author of being a fascist bigot for not including trigger warnings and that they "need to check their privilege" and be respectful of the discrimination that otakukin with a dozen fictive headmates like himself often face.
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Seven Arts/H8 Red
Big deal. The Littlest Hobo's on Twitter, which renders Dog with a Blog superfluous:
https://twitter.com/HoboLittlest
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WHO WANTS DESSERT
In the 80s it was random toy lines and videogames. In the 90s it was extreme sports. Now the clueless execs are just greenlighting anything with a tech buzzword to try to appeal to The YouTube Generation™
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dek863
I wish the dog was George Lopez.
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dead_cat I wish the talking dog had George Lopez's head AND NOBODY IN THE FAMILY NOTICED.
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Riskbreaker
The youtube squirrel show should be next in line. "Hey guyz, check out my nuts! That is, the nuts i picked today for winter, tee-hee!"
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Billy the Poet
And I didn't even get a polite rejection letter for my "Hog With a Shotgun" spec script.
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Gojira1000 Now I'm picturing the hobo with a shotgun crossover episode
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Billy the Poet This summer, get ready to squeal...
*shotgun cocks*
like a human.
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Nikon
Nowadays talking animals are a sign the writer is phoning it in and pushing something out that children will flock to see, regardless of quality. There are some exceptions (Secret of NIMH, Watership Down, Twilight of the Cockroaches, Maus) but sadly those are rare exceptions.
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Nikon I forgot to include Cat Shit One in the above list. Sorry, Caminante.
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StanleyPain
All this made me think of of K. Thor's old dog's journal thing he used to have.
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Timothy A. Bear
Like opening a bottle of Boone Hill, circa 1972.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
You know it says something when Vampire Dog has better talking dog effects than your talking dog show.
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TeenerTot
The title is Dog with a Blog.
Why does he need to talk??? A blog requires typing skills, not speech. The title isn't Dog with a Radio Talk Show. Having him speak is just stupid.
Why does that bother me so much?
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Nikon Maybe he blogs using dictation software.
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spiteful crow
Needs 'another goddamn disney talking dog movie' tag.
Yes, it's not a movie, but I believe it still counts.
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Cena_mark
One of the negative side effects of watching Gravity Falls.
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Timothy A. Bear
But thanks for trying, Homer.
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kingarthur
The Disney Channel is some sort of Hellworld reincarnation of TGIF, right?
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Caminante Nocturno
That dog is an asshole.
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