Nikon - 2012-10-14
Look at that, it's a brown first person shooter.
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StanleyPain - 2012-10-14 Yes, the whole game looks like that. There is no color in it whatsoever.
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WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2012-10-14 If you want to complain about anything, complain about the lipsyncing
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TheMarsTravolta - 2012-10-14 This is not representative of the entire game - everything is vivid candy colored, especially on PC.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-10-14 Shoot poorly-animated characters, half of which they couldn't bother to make working mouths for. You killed a major bad guy? Don't expect any NPCs to change their dialog for you. Oh, here, compare yet another gun's stats to see if it's barely better than the one you've got. What? You know your next mission objective is right next to the one you just finished? Too bad, we're going to make you drive over half the map to even start it. Oh, yes, there's another vault, sure, just like the last game. Maybe it'll be another NES style boss-battle just like last time, or maybe we'll find another way to shit on our customers again.
Oh, and weren't those claptraps hi-larious last time? Yeah, no matter how annoying something is, repeating it makes it funnier, because that's what our boss says, and he's letting his nephew write the missions, so shut up.
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Maru  - 2012-10-15 >>sperglord in a fedora.
That's you, though. That's the people buying this shit, not the people criticizing it.
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Xenocide - 2012-10-15 The Claptraps were enough to make me quit playing the first game. If I want to play a game where I'm followed around by the retarded bastard of Jar Jar Binks and Scrappy Doo, I'll play...actually, I'm pretty sure I will never want anything resembling that, so never mind.
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Maru - 2012-10-15 Stanley just got the gun that shoots passive aggressive "Wow."s at the enemy.
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spikestoyiu - 2012-10-15 A bunch of neckbeard lanyards up in here. Relax, have fun.
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StanleyPain - 2012-10-16 Holy shit, post more Borderland 2 stuff....this is...amazing.
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TheMarsTravolta - 2012-10-14
That sounds like FPS Doug.
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StanleyPain - 2012-10-14
It was nice stumbling across this the other night when I was playing. I kind of like the way they write these stupid, throwaway quests and this is the best one.
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Ursa_minor - 2012-10-14
You can tell the dev team had a blast making this game. That's rare.
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Ursa_minor - 2012-10-14 Oh I thought Rare went out of business.
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Dread Pirate Roberts - 2012-10-14
Okay, i have to play this game now.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2012-10-14
Keep your money, his "thank you" was reward enough.
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Comeuppance - 2012-10-14
This is clearly the best part of the game and I no longer need to play it.
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Shoebox Joe - 2012-10-14
Borderlands' humor grates my nerves. This was alright halfway through, then much like every other bit it gets dragged on too long.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2012-10-14 To be fair, that's the fault of the player for not shooting him sooner.
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Merzbau - 2012-10-14
Is it just me or did they spend more effort animating that one guy than every single NPC in the entirety of the first game put together?
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Millard - 2012-10-14
So, can we have the big "I hate Tiny Tina!" "I love Tiny Tina!" argument over here now? Because I've witnessed it on virtually every other messageboard I frequent.
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StanleyPain - 2012-10-15 I was sort of indifferent. Stupid character (and I think Ashly Burch is about as funny as stomach cramps), but she's in the game for a grand total of about 7 minutes if you string all her dialog and cutscenes together, so....doesn't really seem worth arguing about.
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Blue - 2012-10-15 Love. I actually haven't played the game but she likes Adventure Time, so I know she's got good taste.
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2012-10-15
At what level do the women start begging to be raped?
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lieutenant halfabeef - 2012-10-15
And this isn't even the best part of this overall mission. Sarcastic Slab takes that honor.
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Udderdude - 2012-10-15
This is like one of those stupid test quests the developer makes to test some in-game functionality, but they turned it into an actual thing.
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