I will have Arrakis back for myself! He who controls the Spice controls the universe and what Piter did not tell you is we have control of someone who is very close, very close, to Duke Leto! This person, this traitor, will be worth more to us than ten legions of Sardaukar!

The pan down to the poop killed me just a little.

5 because in the thumbnail preview I thought he was a groundhog and in the full size preview I wished he was.

If he does fly, he has to pay for two seats.

Squirrel: "I can't believe I ate the whooooole thing"

i've had this same one sided conversation many times when i worked the door at this 24 hour bar. at least they paid cash and gave us free jameson

Rocky the Flying Squirrel spiraled into depression and overeating and was denied lap band surgery due to poor impulse control.

I've imagined a much fatter squirrel.














(it was completely spherical)

At least he died happy.

"What time is it, Bullwinkle?"

"Time for you to get your goddamn stomach stapled, Rocky!"

Bob Ross been feedin it Doritos

So that's where all the birds at this feeder went

He's got the Diabetus

please fucking stop torturing animals