22 seconds. Top that, assholes.
I am critical of everything about this man.
|The Mothership |
Oh yea, you from here Roy? Well fuck you, I gotta go.
Washes dishes that were already clean.
WHOOPS. This was already mentioned in the title. Damn. Well, I'll just use this opportunity to mention that Paul Ryan's face reminds me of one of these things:
The "clean dishes" scoop was retracted: they weren't already clean, they were dirty. The volunteers were made to deliberately leave some dishes behind and stay late at work while they waited for Ryan to arrive and wash them in front of the cameras. Then, after he left, the volunteers had to step back in and re-wash them because he did a shit job.
I love how he's showing his kids how to wash dishes, because apparently they don't already know?
Look at Paul! He's totally giving a shit about poor people! This isn't cartoonishly evil in any way!
"These guys are like the villains from an 80's kids adventure film." - Dan Kim
Romney isn't nearly fly enough to pull off the green suit with leopard print accents.
Otherwise, yeah totally dead on.
|Hugo Gorilla |
You get calluses from the hot water? Does he have princess-class delicate skin or something?
No, hot water actually softens calluses.
I thought that clean, fresh water burned his unholy flesh.
Ugh, what a wuss. You could at least do a GOOD job on those dishes, seeing as you made all those workers wait late for you to arrive and do them, your lordship.
I can tell he really really cares. God I hope they lose badly.
Regardless of the outcome of this election they'll lose, it's more a matter of on what scale and whether they get to take the rest of us with them.
paul ryan's wife Janna is famous in legal circles for having made X millions of dollars from lobbying for the tobacco industry to keep cancer warning labels off of cigars, and yet he clings to his small town humble guy Jansville Wisconsin horseshit.
i often wonder why they don't hammer him on that point.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Also, the place was closed. There were no actual poor homeless people there to distract him or to disgust him with their presence.
I hope he gets flesh eating bacteria. On his face.
Rodents of Unusual Size
And his dick. So he winds up with a zombie dick that constantly falls off in embarrassing moments like during debates.
So the "Randian Superman" is still cool with charity if he thinks it makes a good photo op. What a shit.
I think he turned up expecting to congratulate a load of illegal Mexicans washing dishes. When none were about, he stepped up TO THE PLATE BWAW BWAW.
It's okay, Paul. I'm afraid of homeless people and manual labor too.
Rodents of Unusual Size
The fact that he actually met a homeless person gave him quite a shock! Imagine the look on maMa's face when he recounts his harrowing tale.
I have a phobia of washing dishes and I pretty much look exactly the same as he does when I wash them.
Were his beginnings humble enough that he would have washed the dishes as a chore when he was a kid?
How on earth does one acquire a phobia of washing dishes?
What really annoys me is that it's so hamfisted and so badly handled and he can't even pretend to be remotely interested in the common lepers he's talking to (even our Reptilian Overlord, David Cameron, can put on a convincing false smile when curing scrofula), and you just know that there are idiots out there who will be taken in by this and either change or strengthen their vote for the Reds.
Five for evil. Even as Brit, if Mitt Romney gets in I'm going to astronaut school for that one-way Mars mission and I don't care if I go up in a North Korean rocket made from spit and tissue paper.
The absolute look of disdain when he's putting on the apron is priceless.
|Jet Bin Fever |
They think you're stupid.
"It's important to do this because you learn how to help other people."
-Paul Ryan, an Objectivist, explaining the best reason to volunteer at a soup kitchen to a child that he just ran into
This has got to be the lamest publicity stunt by a politician in history.
I've used a Hobart dishwasher too, my man, and when the little, tiny ass springs in the door breaks the door becomes a 60lb guillotine that threatens to kill you every tine you use it.
Not that you would know that, just trying to relate and all.
This was still a far less embarrassing photo-op than that "backwards ballcap gaydar-overload workout" photoshoot he did for Time magazine.
Wow - next thing you know, he'll give a dollar to someone sleeping on the street!
What a fitting one year anniversary for an old favorite. What a wild and wooly year for Vice President Ryan! When he single-handedly brought peace to the Middle East, found $8 billion dollars which he reinvested into building like five new dams or something, and beat up Superman with his tennis racquet.
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