She lost me at "Laci". Just take your stars.
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
Dunno what cynical world you grew up in, but this is actually a helluva lot better than those old 'Little Timmy has a strange feeling down there" videos I had to watch in sex ed. Goofball or not, she's actually got some nice insights that I'm sure are valuable.
She comes across to me as insincere, or at least more preoccupied with sounding adorable and quirky than she is about actually informing her viewers.
SO WACKY XD
how is this POE material? it's good advice and not badly presented (for her target audience, anyway).
This is respectable sex-ed, but it is not POE worthy. I want to 5 star it for itself, but it really doesn't belong here.
so straight people aren't allowed to speak from their own perspective anymore? gotcha.
John Holmes Motherfucker
Oh calm down. I'm sure that in the end the heterosexual majority will find a way to be heard.
(sings "We shall overcome".)
Although her advice occasionally reveals itself to be hetero, it's easily and seamlessly translatable to anything else. Also, you do realize that she's an individual on youtube, right? the same place where anybody can post videos from their own perspective right?
I'm with erratic here. Why does one's speech have to be representative of anything other than oneself? If I were to give suggestions for how think about one's virginity why does it automatically have to be representative of say heterocentric or heteronormative speech as opposed to certain thoughts and ideas that I found to be helpful that in so far as I found them helpful I thought them worthy of sharing with others?
John Holmes Motherfucker
I'm going to take the unpopular position and say that I support good videos on POETV, as long as they are taken in moderation.
Maybe I'm confused. I thought that she was obnoxiously using a 10-cent word, as part of some bullshit consciousness-raising.
And she might do a little self-aggrandizing, with a dash of conspicuously quirky self-absorbtion, that you can just barely detect if you pay close attention.
you know what i want to hear? Blue's guide to losing your virginity. pages and pages of it. mmm yeah.
What makes you assume I'm not a virgin? Sex really isn't my thing. I have little interest in penetration by anything that doesn't have a gauge. Or if I'm feeling extra romantic: a french gauge.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to grind the barbs off some 8ga Stainless Steel Mustad Salmon hooks...
monocles popping off a baby monkey with his hair standing up
|Eroticus E |
This is pretty good, really.
I got something to shut her up
in my pants
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I dunno, for every piece of good advice like demolishing the stone age belief that women lose value after having sex, she has to go into Disney BLAM! mode about sniffing and tasting your own crotch.
John Holmes Motherfucker
>>she has to go into Disney BLAM! mode about sniffing and tasting your own crotch.
I must have missed that particular episode of "Hannah Montana".
They didn't run that one again. Apparently it tasted like coins.
|The God of Biscuits |
I made it 40 seconds, take some stars
Is she the one that got all those death threats?
Cliff Notes version: three years(!!!!) ago, she used the term "tranny" once in a video. People objected, vociferously, and she admitted fault, apologized unconditionally and removed the video. But that's not good enough, I guess, because she's been harassed about it ever since. The high water mark was a few months ago, when Someone sent her a photo of her apartment building and a WE GONE GETCHA email, and she "took a break."
tumblr's "social justice" scene is a worthless clusterfuck of self-righteous shitbags, special snowflakes and rage junkies, desperate to piranha-swarm anything that makes a ripple, be it ally or asshole.
So if I make a video about repairing trannys or tranny problems (transmissions) then they'll get all butt hurt? Since tranny is short for transsexual why is that offensive?
Wow, that was irritating, yeah yeah "good advice" etc. but the oh-so 'quirky' execution is just too much.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
She had me at "When you lose your virginity, you're not actually losing anything."
I imagine kids today as being stuck between abstinence-only education and internet porn. This kind of sanity is badly needed.
When you lose your virginity you lose your value as a sex slave to a specific bronze age culture. Your horribly abusive time traveling dad is going to be pissed. Do you have any idea how many goats two goats turns into with compound interest over four thousand years?
Virginity is still waaaaaaaay over-rated. The whole notion of the term should be obliterated from our collective unconscious. That has nothing to do with promiscuity or pornography. It's just a shitty concept.
I lost my virginity twice, but it has long sense hunted me down in rampage vengeance.
This is very good advice despite the aforementioned quirkiness.
And since it would make the Bryan Fischers, James Dobsons and Rick Santorums of America shit their pants and fling their poo in Bronze Age bullshit ape fury, this video needs to go viral. Like wildfire.
The quirk is added because this is serious subject matter and the audience is a crowd of people that know fuck all about themselves. this is a damn good video johnny holmes said it best. "this shit is badly needed"
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