When you use cable internet, you get parental filtering. When you get parental filtering, your kid can't look at porn sites. When your kid can't look at porn sites, he looks for sex tips on Youtube. When your kid looks for sex tips on Youtube, he ends up humping a plastic bag between two couch cushions.

Don't have a kid who humps a plastic bag between two couch cushions. Get rid of cable, and upgrade to DirectTV.

The related videos, in particular "make your own vagina" set to the "Friends" theme song is a special kind of crazy, but at least taping the modified pringles tube to the family dog shows it's all done for laughs.

I hope.

Gonna be fuckin me a bucket of KFC tonight!

Combining all the fun of arts and crafts with women's misunderstanding of how (and why) men masturbate.

Jackin' World was a great site for stuff like this, and has been around for a good 12+ years. One of my favourite entries on that site was something along the lines of "Cold Cuts." The entire description of the sex act was the detailed recipe for how to make a warm deli meat sandwich, but where a standard recipe would end with, "Enjoy!" this one ended with, "Then, stick your dick in it and have at it." Another entry instructed to inflate a zodiac in your bed, smear the bottom with lubricant, and then grind your crotch against the floor of it.

she might change her name for "Justice" Sane

What the fuck?

It's weird how female sex toys are as common and accepted as hairdryers yet male ones always come off as creepy.

I wonder how many times that couch has been fucked in 40 years.

I find it hard to believe that a horny male is going to take time to assemble any of these.

Between the Martha Stewart craftiness and the comments here I laughed for the entire duration of this.

And why merely enjoy couch humping in the privacy of your own home?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/09/27/wisconsin-man-gerar d-streator-arrested-having-sex-with-sofa_n_1918400.html

It works wonders. I've seen it happen.


good god.