That's a wedding ring on sex macgyver's hand? Not in the mood tonight, honey? No prob, I'll just fuck the pringles.
After 15 years of internet, there's not much left on this earth that can make me shudder in revulsion, but the ending did it.
that poor, poor dog
Oh, and Lef, ya gotta put spaces after each comma in the tags to make them work.
ohh those criminal minds ... next video: how to fuck your ugly bitch: cover her face with a pillow tape her mouth and imagine your pringles tube
This guy should have a booth at Maker Faire.
uh excuse me i already have my own vagina
it's called my asshole
|Jet Bin Fever |
Thanks POE, once again you've led me to THAT side of the internet.
Once you pop, you can't stop.
Would have been perfect if it ended at poking a hole in the tin can.
|Oscar Wildcat |
Mom, Dad. I'd like you to meet ...the Pringle Can.
|Wheelie McJesus |
Where your curly mustache at?
Or just use a regular can. You're not fooling anybody.
"Cut out your vagina"
"Pierce her gently"
"Glue her into place"
Poor dog. :(
With the amount of time this obviously takes, you could just pay the $ 70 for a Fleshlight instead.
You know, you can buy things like this. Like manufactured by professionals with safety in mind. I'm just saying, if you're going to put your penis in something, maybe it shouldn't be a thing you made in arts and crafts.
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