A totally rational response to drew pinsky
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Maybe expecting riveting conversation from a 5 year old was a bad idea.
Or a really good one!
This is why we should not keep ham as pets.
Drew Pinsky, the high priest of reality tv train wrecks.
Not that he himself is the train wreck, he is just the one who presents the train wrecks to you, the viewer.
That kid is going to be pretty irritable when nobody's paying attention to her any more.
I heard that some indie wrestling federation offered to give her pro wrestling lessons for free.
I am being 100% serious when I say that, perhaps for the first time ever, pro wrestling would probably be a step up.
Do you guys remember that Simpson Hallowe'en episode where Bart is learning magic at school and he screws up a spell, turning a frog into a horrible monster that vomits constantly and begs to be killed? Well she reminds me of that.
Actually I acted the same way at the first job interview!
Each and every one of these stars was carefully selected for the description.
To be fair, this girl has more opportunities with the reality show than she'd have had without it. Having the mistakes of her forebears displayed publicly in what is essentially a national shaming will eventually end the cycle. Yeah, she'll get an eating/personality disorder, but whatever gets the job done.
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