(not mine)

Yeah, but they still bark at me for no damn reason and drool everywhere. Not cool, dogs, not cool.

That's a cold harsh ice burn LeChuck.

They're really awesome at sniffing out drugs, too!

Down, boy.

Yet Dogs still can't wash themselves and need someone to deal with their personal hygiene.

Okay, we're not seriously having this conversation are we?

Cats will bury their own feces without being taught. For a house pet, that's pretty much game over, as far as I'm concaerned. I can leave my cats alone for two days, refill the friskies and the water, scoop out the box, and leave for another two days. This proved fortunate during hurricane Sandy.

Dogs are great pets for the right person, and they have all those jobs they can do. I would never diss dogs.

But cats make better funny videos. Yes, I know there are exceptions, but cats are hilarious, and I'll tell you why. It's their expressions. Cats always have a serious look on their faces. They're like furry little Buster Keatons.

I like cats and dogs equally for completely different reasons. Cats have neato unique personalities, dogs make great pets.

WAUGH!!!