That shelf is an excellent piece of design, contents notwithstanding.

I no longer think less of people who have a harmless collection hobby like comic books or bottle caps or My Little Pony toys.

This is why, when the apocalypse comes, you need to search every nook and cranny.

This is what whitey-fear creates. This would not exist without the white fear of black people. This was only built because we have a black president. This person is socially rabid, five stars!

This is the sort of setup a true operator who has been tested in the forge of battle again and again would have, because when the SHTF and the skells come storming into your house, then it's time for you to call down the thunder and go into Condition Black, and start dealin' out Mozambiques to any skell what comes at you.

:hears loud noise outside, wets pants and hides under bed:

For a moment, I wondered how easy it would be to get to all of this stuff if the shelves were full of books.

Then, I laughed.

When the authorities bust you for whatever reason you have the excessive firepower, they'll find it. I don't care where you hide it. They check EVERYWHERE.

The World's Smallest Dick.

A bookcase with 6 bibles and 3 books on guns.


Exactly what I would expect.