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Desc:HEY EVERYONE I HAVE OPINIONS ABOUT THE SECOND AMENDMENT!
Category:Fashion
Tags:guns, 2nd Amendment, Small Penis, Tex-Mex
Submitted:Toenails
Date:11/11/12
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fedex
everythings cool man, what? I always eat with my automatic weapon, chill out bro
fedex
besides the complete absence of any other people, the only thing that would make this better would be the sound of approaching police sirens in the last few seconds...

Cena_mark
It probably isn't automatic. Most AR-15s I've seen civilians use are semi auto.

SolRo
anyone with that tiny diamond-hard of an erection for guns probably has it illegally modified to be fully automatic.

Cena_mark
He wouldn't mod the AR-15 he carries on the streets. He keeps his illegal guns in a secret place.

baleen
150,000 guns were stolen from legal gun owners in America last year. This guy is just asking to be mugged.

The Mothership
For those who live outside Washington or Oregon, Muchas Gracias is a small local Mexican fast food chain. Their business model was to take over existing fast food restaurants that went out of business. They make *excellent* fast food. There is no reason that one should ever be empty.


Also what is it about Oregon that lends itself to open carriers in fast food restaurants? I don't go often, but I was in my local Burgerville the other day and there was a guy with a goddamn hand cannon on his belt ordering a milkshake. It caught me rather by surprise.
fedex
yeah, I'd say. If I saw that I'd probably just go eat somewhere else. People who do that are trying to assert their power in a world they feel increasingly beyond their control, and the only way they can do it is with the silent intimidation of the armed vs. the unarmed

fedex
or, as Toenails so eloquently tagged it, "small penis"

kingarthur
Here in Mississippi, you never see guns out in the open unless someone is going hunting or you're risking being shot. However, every redneck motherfucker here can be assumed to have at least two semi-automatic weapons in his vehicle or in his home for no good reason. Not to mention the weed and meth trade.

kingarthur
They're big on the concealed carry thing here.

Dinkin Flicka
Good on you for having your fast food splurge be Burgerville. I'm surprised you saw John McClain in there, after all that shit is all local organic humane.

The God of Biscuits
I'll never understand the people who will not go anywhere without their killing machine.
American Standard
Insecurity. Fear. Fetishism. A need to feel powerful. PTSD. Deep and long-lasting involvement in the shadow economy. Take your pick.

Most people who like guns aren't slobbering lunatics parading Desert Eagles around daycares and working themselves into a snit when they're challenged on it. But it's those guys who grab all the headlines.

Doomstein
These people were bullied a lot in life. This is the only thing that makes them fell better/secure.

It's like Linus and his blanket from Peanuts.

Only sadder.

memedumpster
I am so pissed off right now that I can't even think of a suitably funny fascist statement against this person.

This man has broken my troll bone.
takewithfood
I've never understood the practice of exercising a right just for the sake of exercising it. Are they afraid they'll atrophy?
SolRo
see; small penis

Cena_mark
If you don't use it you'll lose it.

pineapplejuicer
^see? small penis!

SolRo
So what happens if you combine open carry laws with hold your ground laws? Could you legally kill someone because you feel threatened by them open carrying a weapon?
The Mothership
I have also asked this very question.

memedumpster
I considered that very thing, as here in my home town we have...

a.) Mexican restaurants.
b.) white bigot gun retards.
c.) stand your ground laws.

Personally, if this happened here and someone shot this fucker in the face for walking his shaved head ass into a minority owned restaurant with the OBVIOUS intent of armed intimidation against the establishment and customer base, it would probably not be considered anything except business as usual.

At least until the klan preachers and their biker churches burned the whole town down in reprisal.

Never move here.

memedumpster
You see, here we're legally allowed to kill based on feelings, and that is really fucking hard to not want to abuse the shit out of in situations like this one.

Doomstein
DROP THE WEAPON!!

NO 'YOU' DROP 'YOUR' WEAPON!!

NO YOU!!

NO 'YOU'!!!

NO, YOU!!!!

*gunfire erupts*

fedex
OK meme, I'll bite, where the hell do you live?

Doomstein
Ooh! I like this game. Internet detective! Ok, so Stand your ground + Mexican Food + Open carry + white supremacy = ehmmm... Arizona? I was leaning toward Montana, but that doesn't strike me as having much 'Latin flavor.'

fedex
Im thinking either AZ or TX?

Doomstein
I initially thought Texas too, but they don't seem to have open carry. Arizona seems most likely. They even have 'biker churches'. It's like game of dysfunctional state 'guess who'.

SolRo
Arizona is the answer to every question in that game though

Doomstein
Nooo no no no. Florida accounts for at least 30%

Naked meth-head breakdances into a supermarket wielding a butcher knife, gets into a verbally abusive altercation with a weight scale, stabs a cardboard box in a fit of blind rage and then escapes, weeping, on a pink plastic big-wheel.

Three years later he's elected Governor.

Rick Scott, God bless him.

Chocolate Jesus
Its not AZ.

Cena_mark
That's the safest fast food joint in the country. Nobody will rob it.
fedex
I think youre a) missing the point and/or b) trolling again

Cena_mark
I'm clowning. I used to believe in that.

Binro the Heretic
You know, if someone nonchalantly walked up behind him and pressed a pistol to the back of his skull, they could get a free AR-15.

Actually, I suppose you could just press a cellphone to the back of his head, tell him it's loaded pistol and achieve the same end.
Riskbreaker
Good luck trying to eat your tacos without blowing off a toe by accident.
Doomstein
I'm actually surprised he has it in that position, and not eating a taco with one hand, and waving the rifle at the staff menacingly with the other. All the while screaming and choking on cilantro about FEMA camps and freemasons.

Rudy
It's really hard to argue you're not carrying it around as a penis substitute when you sit with it cradled between your legs like that.

Disaster
I dunno how he can stand it. AR-15's are terrible dates.
Doomstein
They're hit or miss.

fedex
but once you have them in your sights, it's automatic action

SolRo
Here you go, perverts!

http://youtu.be/0OcGgvSIg6o

Doomstein
*coughs*

The Mothership
goddamn solro....

SolRo
you're welcome

subduralhematoma
now walk into a bank
Doomstein
Checking fees?! You Think This Is A Motherfucking Game?!!

fedex
ok now you sound like Samuel Jackson

pathetique
I like how he chooses a fucking AR-15 to exercise his 2nd amendment rights. Just for the hell of it. You know.
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